(MUSICMAN PRESS) After a loud chat with the First Lady, Bush made public his plans to sell "his" first-class jet known as Air Force 1.
"Well it's mines ain't it. I mean it was like a perquisite ya know. And shoot, we need to fund compliment in Ira- I mean Iraq somehow. See I got this idea in the shower…" continued the President with a smirk' only to receive no related feeling by his audience.
"It is just plum necessary." added George Bush. "It ain't right for us to raise taxes at this point with nation in the state of mindset it is in." Misses Bush was dumb-founded by her husband's request. Retired General Tommy Franks added his input saying that the plane does not belong to the bush family. "Air Force One is owned and operated by the United States Air Force. Hints the name-Air Force One. This kind of behavior is simply uncalled for. Congress please impeach and remove this dog from the Presidency of The United States"
When we asked for Bush Sr.'s thoughts on the matter he stated, "Selling the plane? Not at this juncture, wouldn't be prudent."