South Africans have vowed to never spend their tourist rands in Israel.
“We come from apartheid,” said one South African man whose family has lived in the nation for over 2000 years – older than the white man’s god. “Why would we want to visit a country that’s as bad as the Boers? It’s like Israelis visiting Germany if Hitler had won. You don’t kiss your killer on the lips and ask what he wants for breakfast. Christ, man, fuck diplomacy – use some fucking common sense! We’ve been ‘there’ before – apartheid is apartheid, no matter who commits it.”
And all Israelis who dare to visit the southernmost African nation are carefully watched when they enter and leave, and every step of their trip. They are watched in the same way that they watch Palestinians, and they don’t like it.
The Israeli ambassador said, “We’re not them! We’re better! Look at the color of our skin versus theirs! There’s color apartheid, sure, but not ethnic apartheid, is there? We are being persecuted by being watched everywhere our people go! How is that fair and just? Ugh, sorry, I just choked on some medicine I was taking for my anger issues. Excuse me, I have to vomit some bile into my own mouth.”
Weird medical issue with that guy, but he made his point, and hopefully didn’t choke too much on it.
