New Israeli Napalm for Targeted Killing ... Unless The Wind Blows the Other Way

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Friday, 10 February 2023

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America Used it Against the Vietnamese ... So Now You Can Too!

Israel has invented a new kind of napalm … it’s smart and targets only those the Israelis absolutely hate … which is everyone not them or those who give them money! (No Americans will be killed by the new napalm … but the desire may still be there for some of “them.)

Semitic peoples are not just Jews, but also Arabs. This has presented a problem for the new napalm. Sometimes it can’t tell the difference between a Jew and an Arab (read: Palestinian), so, like all weapons at some point, the new napalm can backfire and “accidentally” kill a Jew when it was supposed to kill the guy next to him who looks almost exactly like him, but is actually an Arab because he has a different god. And that fine line is so hard to distinguish for both the people who manufacture the weapon and those who drop it on Gaza or the West Bank.

On a good note: the new napalm has been blessed by one of Netanyahoo’s neo-fascist orthodox rabbis … so it’s a kosher weapon! Yahweh approves of killing – haven’t you read your Bible lately?

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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