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Winnie Mandela Obituary

Funny story: Winnie Mandela Obituary

Winnie Mandela, the manager of the Mandela United Football Club, has died. Madikizela-Mandela (to give her her full name), 81, the fraudulent, corrupt, kidnapping instigator of murder, who was also the former wife of anti-apartheid activist and ca...

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South African lesbians form rugby team!

Funny story: South African lesbians form rugby team!

Cauliflower ears, broken noses and limbs all belong to one of the most robust sports known to man, and now to lesbians! A group of South African lesbians felt it would be quite 'butch' to have a rough, tumble and scrum and prove to the world how manl...

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Top South African model accused of being a racist because of a pair of gloves!

Funny story: Top South African model accused of being a racist because of a pair of gloves!

Now there are times whilst spoofing real stories that a top spoofer like Jaggedone just cannot believe reality, so he spoofs it anyway, and here is one story that just cannot be spoofed because it is so ridiculous, but JO wil try! A South African...

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Obama to Move Back to Africa as Mandela's Son

Funny story: Obama to Move Back to Africa as Mandela's Son

Cape Town, South Africa - The Government of South Africa has unofficially announced that President Barack Obama and his wife Michelle are relocating to South Africa after Obama's term ends in January. The Obamas reportedly are leaving their daughter...

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South Africa offer penis transplants after successful operation!

Funny story: South Africa offer penis transplants after successful operation!

Millions of undersized men are flocking to South Africa for an enlargement, only Black US studs and mainly Black African men are staying where they are. Since South Africa performed a successful penis transplant the country has been invaded by mai...

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South African Whites Flood Across U.S. Southern Border Seeking New Apartheid State

Ferguson MO--Thousands of white South Africans described as 'Mandela refugees' are flooding across America's southern borders in search of a new apartheid state. Authorities in Texas, Missouri and Arizona say that they are welcome and will be qui...

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Spooky Oscar Pistorius weekend offer goes on sale

Funny story: Spooky Oscar Pistorius weekend offer goes on sale

How would you like to spend a weekend in a spooky one bedroom apartment in South Africa? Not for the faint-hearted, this once in a lifetime experience will see you land at Johannesburg, where you will be collected by taxi, driven through the slums...

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Root For England Skipper Say Foes

Funny story: Root For England Skipper Say Foes

Calls to promote England cricket's new young hero, Joe Root, to captain were welcomed around the world today. The 22-year-old who has scored centuries in back-to-back tests is being hailed as the man save England cricket following the dismal run u...

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Florida Jury Acquits Pistorius

Funny story: Florida Jury Acquits Pistorius

PRETORIA, South Africa - The trial of South African track star Oscar Pistorius was interrupted today when Judge Thokozile Masipa received word that the defendant had been acquitted by a jury from the U.S. state of Florida. Proceedings are expected to...

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President Obama Caught Playing Footsie With Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - Reports coming out of Johannesburg are that Michelle Obama is not a happy camper. It seems that during the memorial proceedings for President Nelson Mandela the American first lady happened to notice that her husband a...

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President Obama Greets Cuban President Raul Castro With A Chest Bump

Funny story: President Obama Greets Cuban President Raul Castro With A Chest Bump

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - Many foreign dignitaries as well as reporters attending a memorial service for President Nelson Mandela were shocked to see President Obama greet Cuban President Raul Castro with a sports type chest bump. President Oba...

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North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Barred From Nelson Mandela's Memorial Eulogy

Funny story: North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Barred From Nelson Mandela's Memorial Eulogy

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - FNB Stadium, sight of President Nelson Mandela's memorial eulogy, had plenty of empty seats but one individual was prohibited from entering. North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un showed up but he was turned away at the gate...

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Nelson Mandela to be buried in portions to give everyone a chance to attend funeral

Funny story: Nelson Mandela to be buried in portions to give everyone a chance to attend funeral

Nelson Mandela is to be buried in 365 separate "portions" to enable well wishers to each have a chance to attend his sell-out funerals. Advertising slots for the year long T.V. funeral coverage have been fully booked since before he died. Merchandisi...

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The U.S. Treasury Department Will Put Nelson Mandela's Likeness On A New U.S. Dime

Funny story: The U.S. Treasury Department Will Put Nelson Mandela's Likeness On A New U.S. Dime

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama says that he has given his approval for the United States Treasury Department to go ahead with plans to make a brand new dime with the likeness of South African President Nelson Mandela on it. Presently President...

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Macon, Georgia Could Become Mandela, Georgia

Funny story: Macon, Georgia Could Become Mandela, Georgia

MACON, Georgia - Many residents of this central Georgia city located on the banks of the Ocmulgee River have expressed that they would favor the city's name being changed from Macon to Mandela. One lifelong resident Grover P. Dazzle, 68, stated th...

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President Obama Suggests Renaming The Home of The Washington Redskins Nelson Mandela Stadium

Funny story: President Obama Suggests Renaming The Home of The Washington Redskins Nelson Mandela Stadium

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama met with two of his closest advisers and they have decided to talk to the owner of the Washington Redskins about renaming their stadium in honor of Nelson Mandela. The president has sent Redskins owner Danny Snyd...

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Masturbatorium To Close

Funny story: Masturbatorium To Close

A room which has become known to his friends as The Wanking Palace, has been designated 'Out of Bounds' by the parents of Clark Dylson, a juvenile in one of the South African capitals, Cape Town. Dylson, an habitual masturbator, regularly retires...

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Andrew Strauss Steps Down - Graeme Smith 'Devastated.'

Funny story: Andrew Strauss Steps Down - Graeme Smith 'Devastated.'

South African cricket captain Graeme Smith is said to be "devastated" following the news that Andrew Strauss is to retire from professional cricket. Strauss was expected to announce his resignation today after a winter and summer during which his...

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Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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