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Funny story: Buckingham Palace Lays Off 17 Palace Guards

Buckingham Palace Lays Off 17 Palace Guards

LONDON - (UK Satire) - The world's economy is still in a world of trouble due to the Coronavirus (aka The Trumpapalooza Virus). Many countries have had to layoff some of their federal employees. The Kremlin Voice reports that Russia has had to lay…

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Orders That Buckingham Palace Be Lit Up In The Rainbow Colors To Honor Elton John

Queen Elizabeth Orders That Buckingham Palace Be Lit Up In The Rainbow Colors To Honor Elton John

LONDON – (UK Satire) – London’s Ta Ta For Now News Agency is reporting that her majesty has ordered that Buckingham Palace be lit up in the rainbow color scheme as a tribute to Sir Elton John. Neville Twickenbuck, senior writer for TTFN stated tha…

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Has Approved The Building of A Brand New Olympic-Sized Swimming Pool At Buckingham Palace

Queen Elizabeth Has Approved The Building of A Brand New Olympic-Sized Swimming Pool At Buckingham Palace

LONDON – (UK Satire) – Word coming out of Buck House, as that Nazi-loving, sexual predator, Donald J. Trump refers to Buckingham Palace, is that her majesty, has finally approved the construction of a new state-of-the-art Olympic-sized swimming pool.

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Funny story: Buckingham Palace To Be Repainted and Remodeled at a Cost of £7.3 Million ($10 Million – US)

Buckingham Palace To Be Repainted and Remodeled at a Cost of £7.3 Million ($10 Million – US)

LONDON – (Satire News) – The United Kingdom’s Tickety Boo News Agency is reporting that the British Parliament has approved a plan to remodel Buckingham Palace, which is 192 years old. TBNA reporter Neville Twickenbuck, told Piers Morgan, who is c…

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Funny story: Scotland Yard Foils A Taliban Plot To Kidnap British Hate-Monger Piers Morgan

Scotland Yard Foils A Taliban Plot To Kidnap British Hate-Monger Piers Morgan

LONDON – (Satire News) – Buckingham Palace is reporting that a plan by the Taliban to kidnap Piers Morgan has been stopped by England’s crack Scotland Yard. Tickety Boo News reporter Neville Twickenbuck, spoke with Queen Elizabeth, who was so shoo…

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Funny story: Ricky Gervais Says That Queen Lizzy Should Retire While She’s Still on Top

Ricky Gervais Says That Queen Lizzy Should Retire While She’s Still on Top

WEST HOLLYWOD – (Satire News) – British comedian Ricky Gervais, a man who has insulted presidents, popes, and pop stars commented to Anderson Cooper that he loves the queen, but suggested that at the up-there age of 95, she should seriously consider…

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Says She’s Thrilled Beyond Belief That Joe Biden Beat President Trump In The Presidential Election

Queen Elizabeth Says She’s Thrilled Beyond Belief That Joe Biden Beat President Trump In The Presidential Election

(NOT EDITED) LONDON – (Satire News) – London’s Tickety Boo News Agency is reporting that Queen Elizabeth II, is as happy as a teenage girl on Soho’s Carnaby Street, with two of her dad’s credit cards. When the queen learned that President Trump ha…

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Funny story: Prince Andrew Footman Defends 'No Sweat' Claim

Prince Andrew Footman Defends 'No Sweat' Claim

Prince Andrew, who has been keeping a very low profile since his squirming 'car crash' Newsnight interview with Emily Maitlis, last November, served to destroy his public reputation, has been defended over his claim that he "cannot sweat", by a Bucki…

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Funny story: The Queens New Clothes

The Queens New Clothes

The Queen's official dresser has confirmed that she will be going “fur free” this winter. The Queen’s official ottoman and cupboard were unavailable for comment. Animal rights groups have applauded the Queen's decision, and hope it will be a step...

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Funny story: Queen Sets New Rules for Trump Visits

Queen Sets New Rules for Trump Visits

Buckingham Palace, London, England Queen Elizabeth, after finding the front lawn of Buckingham ruined after the last visit to the palace by US president, Donald Trump, has instituted some new rules.These have been necessary due to Trump's helicopter...

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Funny story: Trump Didn't Use Access Hollywood Greeting For Queen

Trump Didn't Use Access Hollywood Greeting For Queen

People speculate whether the rumor's possible that Trump used his Access Hollywood greeting for the Queen, then saying, “Hi!” He once bragged on that tape, "When you're a star, you can do anything. Grab them by the pussy." No one at the Palace...

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Funny story: Buckingham Palace Deploys Thermal Lances In Emergency Fatberg Removal

Buckingham Palace Deploys Thermal Lances In Emergency Fatberg Removal

London, UK - (Hellfire Mess): Flunkies charged with removing a reported 50-ton fartberg from under Buckingham Palace have brought in oxyacetylene torches to avert a potential environmental disaster following 100 years’ continuous service by Her Maje...

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Funny story: Brexit Causing Palace Staffing Crisis

Brexit Causing Palace Staffing Crisis

A number of obscure and secretive positions are going vacant at Buckingham Palace, following the flight of European Union citizens and subsequent loss of cheap labour from the "United" Kingdom. Palace management has been forced to open up its recruit...

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Funny story: Trump security man 'shot Royal Corgi' during meeting with Queen

Trump security man 'shot Royal Corgi' during meeting with Queen

Reports have emerged that Donald Trump's recent meeting with the Queen was not as uneventful as we were led to believe. A source close to the Royal household has told Spoofflé that as the President attempted to kiss Her Majesty, one of her corgis...

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Funny story: Queen Cancels Trump Visit

Queen Cancels Trump Visit

The Queen’s secretary announced she had withdrawn her invitation to have tea with Donald Trump. What initially started out as a full-scale State Visit with tiaras and a carriage ride to Buckingham Palace, (a Trump request) was previously reduced to a...

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Funny story: Queen to have "glory holes" installed at Buckingham Palace

Queen to have "glory holes" installed at Buckingham Palace

The Queen has announced an upgrade to Buckingham Palace to allow visitors to enjoy "glory holes". The Palace has been extensively renovated in recent years, and is now having new features added to make it more comfortable. A spokesman for the Pala...

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Funny story: Prince Philip Asks Prince Harry to Become New Prince Consort

Prince Philip Asks Prince Harry to Become New Prince Consort

London, UK In a story leaked by a reliable source, it is reported that Prince Philip is unable to keep up with the Queen and he knows that, since the Queen is even stronger than her mother was, she will probably remain at work for at least another 20...

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