Donald Trump Jr. Calls Ukraine President Zelinsky a 'Welfare Queen'...

Funny story written by UncleDale

Thursday, 22 December 2022

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Cry me a river, Donny Jr.

Big game Hunter and all-around A-hole - Donald Trump Jr. recently called Ukraine President Zelensky an 'ungrateful Welfare Queen' - on Zitter (home of the Zitheads). (Head Zit right now being some half-crazy foreign guy).

How can Trump Jr. call a Straight guy a 'Queen'? Would Trump Jr. like someone to call him a Queen? Maybe there is a secret behind all the Macho Shooting he does. It could be Slip of a tongue.

If He ever says - 'Oh Girl' on Zitter - we will know for sure.

Poor Zelinksy! Trump Jr. also criticized him for not wearing Fashionable clothes. What is Trump Jr. now a Fashion consultant?

He will be on the show 'Queer Eye' next.

Putin is totally destroying Ukraine - and Donny Jr. doesn't want us to give More Aid money to the stricken Democracy.

He is just a Putin Butt - Licker like his Father.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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