Once again, where the fuck is Xi Jinping, the madman who rules China with his iron fist?
Is he playing ping-pong, since the Chinese love that game, and yet it’s not in the Olympics – but when Xi plays, other athletes will say, “Wow! Such a great and honorable master of the game. I wish to have his children and let him rule for a thousand years!”
Is he in Taiwan, begging for them to not be friends with America?
Is he in Russia, asking Putin if he can shoot just one Ukrainian, to get out some hatred energy he has for all the people who hate his guts.
Is he in Tibet, pretending that’s a part of China, beating up monks – those terrorists!
Is he personally torturing the Uyghur people on his concentration camps, saying “Well, Hitler was from the West, so China has nothing to do with them, so our concentration camps can’t be compared to those of the Nazis because we’re Chinese and we build everything better than anyone in the West ever could. And, besides, our torture methods are completely different! Oh shit, did I say the quiet part loud again?”
Is he at Mar-A-Lago making deals with Trump for 2024, and for more money to be poured into Trump’s many Chinese bank accounts, and the Trump golf course and casino currently being built near the Disneyland in the area of “China” formerly known as Canton?
Is he in an opium den, drugged to the eyeballs? Surrounded by preteen concubines, just like Mao once had?
Who can say where the Chinese Winnie-the-Pooh is hiding out? But he sure does seem to be hiding, doesn’t he? When you control the media and everything else, no one needs to know your business, or whether you’re alive or dead.
Flip a coin and guess the Chinese news. That’s better than Chinese propaganda telling the world everything’s fine and look how pretty Chinese scenery is. When politicians are working hard to fuck up everybody’s lives, the brainwashed people always misdirect to the scenery. Isn’t that a pretty tree? Now shut the fuck up and mind your own!
(Wait, doesn’t this happen in the west too? Which is why one should never be in a room alone with a politician.)
