Boom Boom News (Cambodia) is reporting that the Cambodian Navy has just informed the public that the submarine, The Bamboo Queen is missing off the coast of Japan. Early reports are that the sub hit a school of Tunisian Tuna and apparently the fis…
A Hindu man from New Delhi has died and come back to tell everyone they’re fucked. “I thought Hinduism was the one true path! Maybe even Buddhism? Nope! And all the Abrahamic religions are so wrong it’s not funny. Christianity, Judaism, Islam … al…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Buckingham Palace spokesman Nigel Foote, noted that her majesty, Queen Elizabeth bequeathed her favorite pet, a sardine named "Fishy" to her son, King Charles III. Foote recalls how much the queen loved "Fishy," who had be…
OSLO, Norway - (Satire News) - Fish experts in Norway say that they are puzzled as hell. Reports from a dozen different sources say that long time professional Norwegian fisherman do not have any idea as to why the sardines that they are catching…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - To those who STILL insist that there is no such thing as Global Warming (that's you Donald J. Trumptard), look no further than Lake Michigan. The Windy City's Channel 99 weather meteorologist Craig "Heat Wave" Shinsy, has…
Following the discovery of the mutilated body of a third fisherman on the banks of the River Lea in East London, Whitechapel police have announced they have received a letter, believed to be from the killer, in which he outlines his motives and signs…
KRONG KAMPOT, Cambodia – (Satire News) – Cambodia’s national news agency, Jungle Times News recently reported about that country’s amazing “Fish Horses.” A tuna fisherman discovered one day, as he was catching his daily quota of tuna, a sight that…
OSLO, Norway – (World Satire) – The government of Norway is very worried about the sardine shortage that has hit the Scandinavian country. Concern over the oily forage fish situation has all Norwegians worried-as-hell. The term sardine is also…
COEUR d’ ALENE, Idaho – (Satire News) – Goldfish first became quite famous and sought after when the motion picture “Attack of The Flesh-Eating Goldfish,” first came out in the summer of 1957. The movie starred Rock Hudson, Doris Day, John Wayne,…
Despite many attempts, #BarryBlobfish still hasn't trended on Twitter. Blobfish, known for their comedic miserable expressions and pinkness are not the most attractive of creatures, as Barry a Blobfish of quite an upbeat and even temperament point…
WOODPECKER BAY, Florida – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News has revealed that three fishermen from Georgia have been arrested by members of the Woodpecker Bay Police Department. The three individuals, who work for the Diddling Dixie Sheetrock Company…
MARILYN MONROE, California – (Satire News) – The hundreds of California wildfires continue to burn out of control. Ipso Facto News reports that meteorologists have verified that some of the fires including the Tinsel Town fire and the Avocado Vall…
MUSKEGON, Michigan – (Satire News) – A fisherman has just discovered what is believed to be the last existing Nipple Fish in existence. Andrew “Fishy” Attapooni, 47, caught the fish which is believed to be 7-million-years-old. He said he was us…
Fish eating lovers may soon be treated to a delicatesse version of their favourite meal! A new breed of salmon is being cultivated on US farms where genetic manipulation has allowed the fish to survive without water! The fish in question, North A…
(NOT EDITED) Due to heavy rains bombarding certain parts of Germany strange occurrences have been spotted on a motorway between Cologne and Bonn. The motorway runs parallel to the River Rhine, and although flood-barriers have been erected, the Rhine…
A man who was absolutely famished and looking forward to sitting down to a plate of fish and chips for his tea last night, was disappointed to learn that, unfortunately, fish wasn't on the menu, due to his wife having arrived at the market too late.
A man has revealed how, many moons ago, he was left with no choice but to abandon a position of employment after just one day in the job, when he realised that, by turning up at his work on the second day might result in the deaths of two of his coll...
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