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Woman Stank Of Fish

Funny story: Woman Stank Of Fish

A woman trading in Battambang market stank of fish, it has been reported. The woman, aged around 60, was working in the 'indoor' part of the market which is covered by a corrugated metal roof which acts as insulation, and the temperature in that p...

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Smelly fish restaurant owner wins AA restaurant of the year award!

Funny story: Smelly fish restaurant owner wins AA restaurant of the year award!

A renowned UK fish restaurant has topped the AA charts after some splendid reviews claiming the place stinks! The owner, welcomed the fact that a reviewer told TripAdvisor of his experience there, and here it is: "Well, when you walk through th...

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Jealous Japanese transgender fish kill both their male or female competitors!

Funny story: Jealous Japanese transgender fish kill both their male or female competitors!

It's a well known fact that female praying mantis and several spider species gobble up their male partners after copulation! However, scientists have now discovered a species of Japanese transgender fish that fight underwater fishy wars because they...

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Salmon to Boycott misnamed "Fall Fish Festival"

The annual run of Kokanee salmon up Lake Tahoe's Taylor Creel to the spawning beds may not occur this October. Reports from fishermen indicate Tahoe's Kokanee salmon can be found only in small numbers at the south end of the lake. Where have all the...

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Alabama Law: Ugly on Ugly Fish

Funny story: Alabama Law: Ugly on Ugly Fish

Alabama law proclaims that anyone who catches an "Ugly Fish" or a garfish is supposed to become the fish's executioner. The law states that the fisherman can execute the fish in one of 3 ways: 1. He can put the garfish to death by guillotine as...

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President Trump orders FBI to find Dory

Following the first film screening at the Trump White House, the President has ordered the FBI to find Dory. Mr Trump watched the first five minutes of the Pixar film and said, "I don't need to see any more. I'm ordering the FBI to find Dory. She'...

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Monsanto: 'Chips' With That... Anyone?

Funny story: Monsanto: 'Chips' With That... Anyone?

MONSANTO- responsible for Agent Orange, a deadly range of organ-damaging pesticides and genetically modified crops resulting in thousands of people crippled or killed by their products and the suicides of thousands of farmers worldwide (most in the p...

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Rollmop Herrings Becoming Extinct - World Rollmop Herring Fund

Funny story: Rollmop Herrings Becoming Extinct - World Rollmop Herring Fund

The traditional free bar snack, the rollmop herring has been placed on red "extinction danger" alert this morning. The government is appealing to heavy drinkers to help save the nasty British tradition of eating raw fish in vinegar. For a small regul...

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Shoals of killer anchovies replace SeaWorld's famous orcas

Funny story: Shoals of killer anchovies replace SeaWorld's famous orcas

Orlando, Florida - It's goodbye to SeaWorld Orlando's giant predators and hello to the oceanariums's new show stoppers a pod of killer anchovies. Up to ten million of the little nippers are taking over from orcas Katina, Tilikum, Kayla, Trua, Nala...

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California Considering A Ban On Tuna Fish

Funny story: California Considering A Ban On Tuna Fish

SACRAMENTO - There is talk coming out of the state's capital that there is a strong possibility that the California Senate may move to place a ban on tuna fish. A spokesperson for the state commented that recent reports put out by The Amalgamated...

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A Consumer Advocate Group Warns People About Eating Frozen Fish That Came Out of Lake Michigan

Funny story: A Consumer Advocate Group Warns People About Eating Frozen Fish That Came Out of Lake Michigan

DETROIT - The consumer advocate group known as We Got Your Back has just issued a very important safety message. Consumer advocate Hannibal Linoleum wants all residents of the Great Lakes area to refrain from eating fish that was frozen in Lake Mi...

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Chickens Have No Nuggets But On The other Hand...

Funny story: Chickens Have No Nuggets But On The other Hand...

While chickens have no nuggets the whole process of fixing the favorite McDonalds bestseller can be sickening. The mechanically separated chicken are turned into this pink goop so we can create delicious chicken nuggets and even juicy chicken patt...

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Red Lobster Announces Some of Its Restaurants Will Be Renamed Blue Lobster

Funny story: Red Lobster Announces Some of Its Restaurants Will Be Renamed Blue Lobster

ORLANDO, Florida - Red Lobster Spokeswoman Bree Hugginharpee has just informed the news media of a change that the seafood franchise Red Lobster has decided to make. The company's board of directors decided that the company would keep the name Red...

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Long John Silver's To Introduce The Piranha Sandwich

Funny story: Long John Silver's To Introduce The Piranha Sandwich

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - The Long John Silver's Corporation is getting ready to introduce what is perhaps its most interesting menu item in its 45 year history. Elmendorf Butterbox, a representative for the fish restaurant chain stated that the Pira...

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Pope enters reality TV biz, premiering "Fish on Friday"

Funny story: Pope enters reality TV biz, premiering "Fish on Friday"

The Vatican - Faced with rising legal costs and shrinking contributions, the Catholic Church is jumping into the lucrative reality TV segment with an unscripted show that features the Son of God. "Our initial offering will be a how-to reality-ba...

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Sick: Miley Cyrus and Billy Ray Taking Shots

Funny story: Sick: Miley Cyrus and Billy Ray Taking Shots

Miley Cyrus needed a break so her dad, Billy Ray decided to go home to northern Kentucky and go on a three-day fishing and camping trip. Of course, they did allow me, a reporter for $tat$, to go with them and use the photographs for a Family Type article. After the first day, they didn't catch a thing and, although Billy took it in stride, Miley seemed upset. "Look at that guy, Pops. Hey,...

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GOP pool party survives testicle eating fish scare

Funny story: GOP pool party survives testicle eating fish scare

With the recent success in shutting down the government, the "gang of thirty" tea party members who are currently steering the GOP decided to celebrate. They dispersed to the home of one of their benefactors with its three swimming pools and sund...

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A Research Study Reveals That Guppies Are The Only Species of Fish That Can Giggle

Funny story: A Research Study Reveals That Guppies Are The Only Species of Fish That Can Giggle

Apalachicola, Florida - A team of research scientists from Chicago has just spent five weeks doing research down on the Florida Gulf Coast. The team's director Dr. Randy Sangrantino, 54, stated that after spending thousands of hours studying guppi...

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