You may not remember Liz Truss. Conservative. Short. Blonde. Snappy Dresser? Former Prime Minister? Agent against Cheese importers? No? The opener of Beijing Pork Markets? Ah, now you remember! Anyway, she now has some dressing g…
Mr. Raymond Ving here again. I wrote that article you liked about staples. I also wrote that article you liked about paperclips. Anyway, yesterday I had a flashback, and it was really weird. I thought that at one point Liz Truss had been our Pr…
Like in the movie 'Rocky' - Liz could have been a 'Contender' if not for her incompetence and Liberal enemies. The Conservatives now have a new brain in dishy Rishi. But it is a warped brain, believing that no taxes on the rich and corporat…
Former Prime Minister Liz Truss is set to start her much-wanted political comeback with an in-depth interview with Emily Matliss. 'Yes,' said Liz Truss, 'I saw the wonders that Emily Matlis did for Prince Andrew, and I just thought that that is th…
In a recent CCN article Liz Truss speaks out. and defends her 49 chaos filled days in office. She claims the Left wing Economic establishment did dirty media stories to get rid of her. She vehemently denies it was because of her own Stupidity…
Damien Hirst put a tiger shark into a glass box filled with green goo, and called it a masterpiece. Now he’s thinking of an even more revolutionary project, but involving a real person. Will she go for it? He has contacted Liz Truss’ office…
Having seen both Donald Trump and Kanye West throw their hats into the ring as American President, the world is waiting to see which ego-maniac will be next. Although he is British, James Corden is said to be thinking about it, as are Matt Hancock…
LONDON - (Sports Satire) - The BBC is reporting that the former prime minister of England, Liz Truss, has entered The Robin Hood General Hospital in Soho, to get her vagina tightened. According to BBC reporter Oceana Figgly, the tennis playing Tru…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The former prime minister of the United Kingdom, Elizabeth Truss informed BBC reporter Oceana Figgly, that she revealed to President Biden that she is seriously considering running for mayor of London. Truss stated that he…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The BBC reports that former prime minister Liz Truss was spotted in the lobby of luxurious Friar Tuck Hotel in Waterloo. Mrs. Truss was seen holding hands while playing "footsie" with her former lover, Mike Field. Tyrus…
If you thought your parents were embarrassing, save a thought for the children of Matt Hancock and Liz Truss. Not only are they the offspring of failing Conservatives, every time their parents say or do something, their school friends know about i…
Once upon a time in a not so far off Kingdom that was not United, the new ruler, one Risky Balsak found himself up to his bhaji’s in economic chaos having inherited the ‘musical’ seat of power after the music had stopped! The previous incumbent an…
SAN ANTONIO, Texas - (Satire News) - Since she is now the unemployed former British prime minister Mary Elizabeth Alexa Truss, decided to take a visit to the Lone Star State (Texas). Truss said that she had heard a lot about the state and she deci…
SOHO, England - (Satire News) - The 44-day prime minister of England, Mary Elizabeth Alexa Truss recently met with BBC reporter Tyrus Bottomfiddle at the Liquid Lizard Pub in Soho. Truss was dressed in a pink Manchester United Red Devils halter to…
With less than nine weeks until Christmas, publishers Botchitt and Scarper have offered Liz Truss £15,000 for the publishing of her Prime Ministerial diaries, only to realise that they will only be publishing a pamphlet. Mickey Moneybags, from the…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The much-awaited former UK prime minister's sex tape with her boyfriend, Mike Field, has finally made its way into mainstream media. The extremely explicit video tape which is titled "The Liz Truss - Mike Field Sex…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Now that she has left 10 Downing Street and she is no longer the prime minister of the UK, Liz Truss says that she can pretty much now do whatever the fuck she wants and ta hell with bloody, bloomin' Brit protocol. Li…
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