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Funny story: The Weather In Australia Is So Effen Hot That Kangaroos Have Stopped Hopping and Are Now Just Simply Walking (And Slowly)

The Weather In Australia Is So Effen Hot That Kangaroos Have Stopped Hopping and Are Now Just Simply Walking (And Slowly)

CANBERRA, Australia - (Satire News) - The damn weather in Australia, like everywhere else has gotten fucking hot!!! The temperature gauge today registered 109 degrees (Fahrenheit). Boom Boom News (Australia) reports that Aussie park rangers are re…

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Funny story: Park Rangers In Australia Discover a Mama Kangaroo With A Pocket That Is So Big It Can Easily Hold a Standard-Size Microwave Oven

Park Rangers In Australia Discover a Mama Kangaroo With A Pocket That Is So Big It Can Easily Hold a Standard-Size Microwave Oven

ELLO, Australia - (Satire News) - Australian park rangers have just come across one of the most amazing kangaroos that they have ever laid eyes on. Park Rangers Hugh Packsaddle, and Ned Woomsi, were out in the bush when they came across an unusua…

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Funny story: The US Health Federation Has Learned That Trump Steaks Were Actually 60% Kangaroo Meat

The US Health Federation Has Learned That Trump Steaks Were Actually 60% Kangaroo Meat

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – It seems like with each new day, the former “Golfer-in-Chief,” aka Donald J. Trump is hit with yet another investigation and follow-up charges. Trump’s latest investigation; an investigation into his Trump steaks, is cert…

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Funny story: PETA Bans Kangaroo Races

PETA Bans Kangaroo Races

CANBERRA, Australia – (Sports Satire) – The World Chapter of PETA (People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals) has finally won it’s battle with Australia’s Kangaroo Racing Coalition (AKRA). It cost PETA $3.2 million and two years time, but they h…

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Funny story: Sushi-Shaped Space Ship Lands on Malibu Beach

Sushi-Shaped Space Ship Lands on Malibu Beach

MALIBU BEACH, California – (Satire News) – Several residents of Malibu Beach called up the Malibu Beach sheriff’s department and reported a UFO in the left coast sky. A reporter with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres said she interviewed a couple, Toby and…

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Funny story: A Man Teaches a Kangaroo to Shoot Three-Pointers

A Man Teaches a Kangaroo to Shoot Three-Pointers

AUSTIN, Texas – (Sports Satire) – Lorenzo Mickowitz purchased his pet kangaroo, Bouncy, when he and his ex-wife, Pearl, took a trip to Sydney, Australia, 13 years ago. According to Sports Bet Gazette, since then, Mickowitz has taught his Aussie pe…

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Funny story: Killer kangaroos terrorise Australia

Killer kangaroos terrorise Australia

Police in all Australian states and territories are reporting gangs of kangaroos rampaging through major cities, robbing stores and killing people indiscriminately. From Sydney, where wild animals of any sort are rarely seen due to the lack of oxy...

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Funny story: Conor McGregor To Fight Australian Contender

Conor McGregor To Fight Australian Contender

With all manner of potential opponents clamoring to secure the payday of a lifetime by getting into the Octagon with Conor McGregor, the UFC superfighter has plumped for a rather unusual antagonist from Down Under in his next contest - a kangaroo.

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Funny story: Australian wildlife show launches

Australian wildlife show launches

Geoff Grunt is an Australian zoologist whose love of animals has taken him throughout the world. He spoke exclusively to TheSpoof about his new TV series, Wild Fuckers. “It was an intense year filming that show. We wanted to capture nature in all...

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Funny story: Kangaroo Attack Family Talk Calmly About Their Experience

Kangaroo Attack Family Talk Calmly About Their Experience

An Australian couple and their son, who have been caring for kangaroos for more than 30 years, have spoken to reporters about the savage attack that changed their minds about the infernal beasts. Jim and Linda Santoro, from Millmerran in Queenslan...

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Funny story: Parched kangaroos and emus take over Australian town!

Parched kangaroos and emus take over Australian town!

The Australian outback tends to be pretty dry, but this year's drought has seen unusual behavior in one particular town called, Broken Hill! Mobs of kick boxing emus and boxer roos gathered on the edge of town in a real remake of Hollywood's famo...

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Funny story: A Powerful Typhoon Strikes Australia Tossing 600 Kangaroos All The Way Up To New Guinea

A Powerful Typhoon Strikes Australia Tossing 600 Kangaroos All The Way Up To New Guinea

BRISBANE, Australia - Australia's national weather service has just announced that the powerful typhoon that struck the country did some extensive damage to many jungle trees. The weather service also stated that Australian park rangers report tha...

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Funny story: Explorer confirms Australia is a Life Saver shaped ring of beaches

Explorer confirms Australia is a Life Saver shaped ring of beaches

Intrepid Brit explorer Ralph Fiend has returned from an extensive surveying expedition in Australia. Often confused with the actor Sir Ranulph Fiends, Sir Ranulph said, "The expedition was set up to see if Australia was as many people have reported j...

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Funny story: A Kangaroo On Speed Easily Escapes From The Bronx Zoo

A Kangaroo On Speed Easily Escapes From The Bronx Zoo

BRONX, New York - The Bronx Zoo has informed the New York City Police Department that Barbie, one of their Australian kangaroos has jumped out of her escape-proof enclosure and vaulted the zoo grounds six-foot-tall fence. Ingrid Chainmill, 27, who...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Cowes Kangaroo Farm to close

Isle of Wight News - Cowes Kangaroo Farm to close

Kangaroo Farm in Cowes, affectionately known as KFC, the island's only farm of kangaroos is to close it's gates at the end of the month for the last time after complaints from local residents forced the council into action. "We've been keeping kan...

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Funny story: The Miley Cyrus - Liam Hemsworth Engagement Is Kaput!

The Miley Cyrus - Liam Hemsworth Engagement Is Kaput!

MARINA DEL REY, California - Word out of the Left Coast is that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have decided to end their engagement. According to Bedroom Pillow Talk the decision was made over the phone since Hemsworth has been down in his native...

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Funny story: A Look At Australia's Astounding Talking Kangaroo

A Look At Australia's Astounding Talking Kangaroo

BRISBANE, Australia - The Kangaroo News Agency of Australia has just released a press bulletin. According to KNA reporter Tellaringo Waggaberra, an Australian kangaroo rancher, Chamberlain Cowbrewster owns what is being touted as the most astonish...

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