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Funny story: Killer kangaroos terrorise Australia

Killer kangaroos terrorise Australia

Police in all Australian states and territories are reporting gangs of kangaroos rampaging through major cities, robbing stores and killing people indiscriminately. From Sydney, where wild animals of any sort are rarely seen due to the lack of oxy...

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Funny story: Conor McGregor To Fight Australian Contender

Conor McGregor To Fight Australian Contender

With all manner of potential opponents clamoring to secure the payday of a lifetime by getting into the Octagon with Conor McGregor, the UFC superfighter has plumped for a rather unusual antagonist from Down Under in his next contest - a kangaroo.

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Funny story: Australian wildlife show launches

Australian wildlife show launches

Geoff Grunt is an Australian zoologist whose love of animals has taken him throughout the world. He spoke exclusively to TheSpoof about his new TV series, Wild Fuckers. “It was an intense year filming that show. We wanted to capture nature in all...

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Funny story: Kangaroo Attack Family Talk Calmly About Their Experience

Kangaroo Attack Family Talk Calmly About Their Experience

An Australian couple and their son, who have been caring for kangaroos for more than 30 years, have spoken to reporters about the savage attack that changed their minds about the infernal beasts. Jim and Linda Santoro, from Millmerran in Queenslan...

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Funny story: Parched kangaroos and emus take over Australian town!

Parched kangaroos and emus take over Australian town!

The Australian outback tends to be pretty dry, but this year's drought has seen unusual behavior in one particular town called, Broken Hill! Mobs of kick boxing emus and boxer roos gathered on the edge of town in a real remake of Hollywood's famo...

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Funny story: A Powerful Typhoon Strikes Australia Tossing 600 Kangaroos All The Way Up To New Guinea

A Powerful Typhoon Strikes Australia Tossing 600 Kangaroos All The Way Up To New Guinea

BRISBANE, Australia - Australia's national weather service has just announced that the powerful typhoon that struck the country did some extensive damage to many jungle trees. The weather service also stated that Australian park rangers report tha...

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Funny story: Explorer confirms Australia is a Life Saver shaped ring of beaches

Explorer confirms Australia is a Life Saver shaped ring of beaches

Intrepid Brit explorer Ralph Fiend has returned from an extensive surveying expedition in Australia. Often confused with the actor Sir Ranulph Fiends, Sir Ranulph said, "The expedition was set up to see if Australia was as many people have reported j...

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Funny story: A Kangaroo On Speed Easily Escapes From The Bronx Zoo

A Kangaroo On Speed Easily Escapes From The Bronx Zoo

BRONX, New York - The Bronx Zoo has informed the New York City Police Department that Barbie, one of their Australian kangaroos has jumped out of her escape-proof enclosure and vaulted the zoo grounds six-foot-tall fence. Ingrid Chainmill, 27, who...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Cowes Kangaroo Farm to close

Isle of Wight News - Cowes Kangaroo Farm to close

Kangaroo Farm in Cowes, affectionately known as KFC, the island's only farm of kangaroos is to close it's gates at the end of the month for the last time after complaints from local residents forced the council into action. "We've been keeping kan...

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Funny story: The Miley Cyrus - Liam Hemsworth Engagement Is Kaput!

The Miley Cyrus - Liam Hemsworth Engagement Is Kaput!

MARINA DEL REY, California - Word out of the Left Coast is that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have decided to end their engagement. According to Bedroom Pillow Talk the decision was made over the phone since Hemsworth has been down in his native...

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Funny story: A Look At Australia's Astounding Talking Kangaroo

A Look At Australia's Astounding Talking Kangaroo

BRISBANE, Australia - The Kangaroo News Agency of Australia has just released a press bulletin. According to KNA reporter Tellaringo Waggaberra, an Australian kangaroo rancher, Chamberlain Cowbrewster owns what is being touted as the most astonish...

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Funny story: Olympic "Blades" Sprinter to Race Kangaroo

Olympic "Blades" Sprinter to Race Kangaroo

Sydney, Australia - Oscar Pistorius, the twenty-six-year-old South African sprinter, who ran in the London Olympics with "blades" instead of legs, has accepted a challenge to participate in a race that could give his bank account quite a bounce. P...

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Funny story: Australia To Aid America

Australia To Aid America

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States has decided that it will not be asking the Republic of China for another loan. Federal financial experts have stated that the United States already owes the Republic of China $1.15 billion. They stated that...

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Funny story: Kangaroo Closes Heathrow For 2 Hours!

Kangaroo Closes Heathrow For 2 Hours!

Heathrow Airport had to be closed to air traffic for two hour this morning when a kangaroo decided to take a hop along a runway Having just arrived on the scheduled Australia Airlines flight from Sydney the marsupial then escaped down to the tarma...

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Funny story: Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski To Star In "Crocodile Dundee Vs. The Voluptuous Vajazzled Vampires of Vienna"

Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski To Star In "Crocodile Dundee Vs. The Voluptuous Vajazzled Vampires of Vienna"

HOLLYWOOD - It has been three years since Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski last reprised their roles of Crocodile Dundee and his girlfriend of 26 years Sue Charlton in the motion picture Crocodile Dundee 4 - The Big Snapper Years. Hogan recently sp...

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Funny story: Australia Challenges Russia in Space Race with Kangaroos

Australia Challenges Russia in Space Race with Kangaroos

In an effort to compete with the Russian space program, Australian prime minister, Julia Gillard has announced that Australia will ramp up their current space program. The world's initial reaction to Australia's announcement was: "I had no fuck...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Says That He Has Decided To Press Charges Against The Sydney, Australia Egg Tosser

Justin Bieber Says That He Has Decided To Press Charges Against The Sydney, Australia Egg Tosser

SYDNEY, Australia - Young singing sensation Justin Bieber says that it will take more than half a dozen eggs tossed at him to deter him from doing what he loves more than anything else in the world - and he giggled and remarked that no he did not mea...

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