The fascist dick-tater of China known as Shi-Ding-Dong arrived in Hong Kong to avow his reign of terror over whatever remaining Hong Kong people are left.
“I promise you I will never let you know democracy – as you did under British rule – ever again!”
Waves of cheering and applause were heard over loudspeakers when Shi’s assistant pushed a button on a tape recorder.
The dick-tator, or just Big Dick, then kissed a panda on the mouth and groped it where he thought its genitals were located, giving it what’s known in China as a “trump”. He whispered to the panda, “I will turn you into stew with black bean sauce, mmmm, panda tastes almost as good as a Hong Konger.”
This was overheard by a hot mike attached to the loud speaker. Applause was not heard for a few seconds, until several plain-clothes police and military guards pulled guns from holsters and pressed them against people’s heads.
Then everyone cheered the fact that they could possibly be eaten by the members of the ‘worse-than-nazis’ Communist Party of China. (Who are always well-fed when people starve.)
There was a parade with fireworks and dancing dragons in hopes of distracting everyone from being eaten. After all, the Chinese have been known to eat pretty much everything that moves, and even a few things that don’t.
If you ever visit China, do NOT cover yourself in sweet and spicy sauce, especially if some Chinese person comes up to you for no reason and tells you how fun it is. Even if she’s really really pretty and promises to show you paradise in the “Garden of a Thousand Pleasures”.
I’m not falling for that again!
