I Get a CO2 High Now When I Go For My Daily Walk

Funny story written by UncleDale

Thursday, 9 June 2022

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I feel lightheaded when I do my daily walk now, here in Florida.

I feel lightheaded when I do my daily walk now, here in Florida.

I just sort of bounce along, feeling happy, and giggly. It is almost like Laughing Gas. (Or maybe it is Old Age.)

There is so much C02 in the air now. The highest amount in world history and increasing fast.

Meanwhile, overpopulated India is building 20-30 new coal fired plants for electric generation, and China has dozens of new coal-fired electric plants planned, as they have been having electricity shortages there, affecting billions of their people.

Stay tuned for lots and lots of new CO2 for Mother Earth.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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