A recently leaked document has revealed that China is digging into the moon. They already have landing craft on the dark side of the moon, but no one knew what they were doing there.
They have begun digging to create the first lunar gulag! YAY, more prisons!
The document goes onto say that the dig is in preparation for when China rules the world. They figure they will have to put a lot of dissenters in front of a firing line, or into the new and improved – and impossible to escape – Chinese Ultra Prison. Or, CUP.
They’ll CUP you good! Maybe CUP your balls! CUP your ass! The Chinese love to CUP when your freedom is bigger than theirs! And almost everyone on the planet has bigger freedoms than the Chinese have ever had!
So if you have ever wanted to visit the moon, all you will have to do in the very near future is to piss off the Chinese. Which is always easy to do since the are a fascist dictatorship, which always means that they don’t like criticism.
First the world, then the moon, then the Solar System. There is no escape from the Chinese CUP!
They are always watching and waiting for you to slip up, Yankee Roundeye!
