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Funny story: Principal Under Scrutiny After Defending Hall Monitors' Aggression Against Students

Principal Under Scrutiny After Defending Hall Monitors' Aggression Against Students

Michigan - Principal Andrew McAndrews is under fire this week after reports that he authorized the violent acts seen from his schools hall monitors during this week's football game, and has no intention of apologizing. "We have to do what we hav…

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Funny story: Washington Monument Toppled by Protesters

Washington Monument Toppled by Protesters

Washington, D.C. A motley mob of demonstrators destroyed the Washington Monument early this morning, climaxing a week of toppled statues and defaced memorials. President Trump immediately announced that the monument would be restored to an upright po…

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Funny story: San Francisco Names Ambassador to Autonomous Zone

San Francisco Names Ambassador to Autonomous Zone

London Breed, the Mayor of San Francisco, announced today that the city will send an ambassador to CHAZ, the “Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone” in Seattle. Breed explained that she and the entire city council greatly admire what had been accomplished in...

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Funny story: CIA Ops Create "Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone"

CIA Ops Create "Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone"

SEATTLE, WA - After several public and humiliating failures, the CIA has successfully established a base for regime change in the Northwest region of the United States. Using ANTIFA and BLM as front groups to initiate covert disruption of public orde...

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Funny story: NFL Hires Colin Kaepernick to Take Knee Against Owners Who Support Police Brutality

NFL Hires Colin Kaepernick to Take Knee Against Owners Who Support Police Brutality

NFL President, Roger Goddell, and former football star quarterback, Colin Kaepernick, made worldwide news during a joint press conference. The men announced a new partnership to promote social fairness and end to police brutality. The partnership m...

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Funny story: Trump Supporters Drive Reporter Crazy

Trump Supporters Drive Reporter Crazy

KNOW news yesterday interviewed people who were parts of a tightly-packed crowd of protesters, some carrying rifles, who attempted to enter the floor of the Michigan legislative chamber, and were held back by police. One Democratic Senator said some...

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Funny story: Michigan Citizens Unite to Demand Soul Crushing Work Routines Not Be Thwarted By an Uncaring Government

Michigan Citizens Unite to Demand Soul Crushing Work Routines Not Be Thwarted By an Uncaring Government

(Lansing, Michigan) Michigan citizens rallied in their state’s capital this Wednesday, demanding their governor allow them to return to the soul crushing work routines they were trapped in before the Coronavirus pandemic rolled into their state.

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Funny story: Chinese government deny any problems in Hong Kong

Chinese government deny any problems in Hong Kong

The Chinese government have made an official statement to declare that nothing is happening in Hong Kong. The short written statement simply said "Hong Kong velly calm. The peopre are so happy to be a part of China." A spokesman agreed to speak to...

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Funny story: Hong Kong: Carrie Lam Calls In Hong Kong Phooey

Hong Kong: Carrie Lam Calls In Hong Kong Phooey

The crisis in Hong Kong deepened still further today as the island's leader, Carrie Lam, having been forced to abandon her policy address when members of parliament disrupted her speech and drowned out her voice with heckling, took the most drastic a...

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Funny story: FDA Issues Recall For Entire Turnip Crop Due To Salmonella Contamination - "Oh, no! What are we going to do now?" Said Nobody

FDA Issues Recall For Entire Turnip Crop Due To Salmonella Contamination - "Oh, no! What are we going to do now?" Said Nobody

Washington DC - Due to salmonella contamination, the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) announced a recall of all turnips today, causing quite a stir with Nobody. "I can't believe this is happening. Turnips are the tastiest food ever, so I'm prett...

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Funny story: Trump Tweets that Unhappy Native Americans Should Go Back to Where They Came From

Trump Tweets that Unhappy Native Americans Should Go Back to Where They Came From

Frustrated at protests by Native Americans of various oil pipelines set to be built across Native lands and precious water sources, United States President Donald Trump tweeted that discontented Native Americans "should go back to the totally broken...

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Funny story: Extinction Rebellion Is Over Until The Same Time Next Year

Extinction Rebellion Is Over Until The Same Time Next Year

Extinction Rebellion, the event that brought together tens of thousands of people with a common purpose of trying to make governments more transparent over the issues raised by climate change and global warming, is over, until the same time next year...

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Funny story: Three Killed In Care Bear Melee

Three Killed In Care Bear Melee

What started as a quiet day for employees of Midway Credit Union quickly turned to chaos when Pro Life and Pro Choice protesters clashed. The melee, which lasted for approximately 20 minutes and accounted for $3,000 in damage, was allegedly started b...

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Funny story: University Activists Rejoice After Silencing Mute Political Commentator

University Activists Rejoice After Silencing Mute Political Commentator

Activists at UC Berkeley celebrated this evening after silencing a popular political commentator born with the inability to speak words. The students, who form the collective known as “Socialists Hindering Interpersonal Transgressions”, or more co...

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Funny story: Anthem Protest turns Violet in Fredericksville, MD

Anthem Protest turns Violet in Fredericksville, MD

Fredericksville, MD. John G. Wittier [sick] reporting for The Spoof. While National Anthem protests have dwindled as the professional football season nears an end, a demonstration in Fredericksville, Md., on Martin Luther King Day, turned ugly as "...

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Funny story: ANTIFA burn down Mississippi McDonald's

ANTIFA burn down Mississippi McDonald's

Biloxi, MS- After a local McDonald's refused to take down a statue featuring Ronald McDonald, Grimace, and the Hamburglar, a large group of ANTIFA burned the establishment to the ground. ANTIFA spokesperson Tiffany Jackson said, "What we did was...

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Funny story: NRA Condemns Charlottesville Violence

NRA Condemns Charlottesville Violence

In a recent interview with Fright Fart News, NRA spokesmilf Sierra Peelin decried the violence that marked recent protests in Charlottesville Virginia. "That James Fields showed incredibly poor judgement", she lamented. "Why, for a fraction of th...

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