At about 10 pm last there was a raid by Michigan state troopers to put an end to sexually oppressed goats. They busted in about 10 locations in Dearborn and made over 60 arrests of men aged from 20-56. This comes after months of surveillance an...
Movie mogul Quentin Tarantino with a consortium of business friends has purchased a chain of abattoirs across Los Angeles. The abattoirs will still function as abattoirs but will now incorporate restaurants and special seating arrangements where clie...
LEINFELDEN-ECHTERDINGEN, GERMANY- A 15 year old billy goat, Sir Butts Alot, thrilled audiences when he took first place at the 2013 World Beard and Moustache Championships held recently in Leinfelden-Echterdingen, Germany. Butts Alot's owner, C...
Have you ever heard of a hybrid political system composed of one or more technically opposites? Take, for instance, the United Kingdom which is comprised of four nations: England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland. Northern Ireland is a devolved government. In other word, it is being granted a home rule. First, the overall ruler was called the Lord Lieutenant of Ireland, the British monar...
The issue of gay marriage is a very hot topic right now with two, and only two, sides to the argument. One side says homosexuals should be allowed to marry, while the other side says it's repulsive and will lead to people marrying animals just becaus...
The current state of the UK weather is hardly news. Each day we are regaled (literally) with more accounts of torrential rain, howling winds and damaged property. But to research a story that may well have slipped under the radar, The Spoof has be...
with Prince Constantin Ferdinand Maria of Liechtenstein, Winner Of "Landlocked Royalty Goat Fancier Of The Year 2003" "Salutations, gentle goat-lovers. Here are some of my favourite facts about the goats. I trust that you will enjoy them." 1) I knew a woman once who was interested in goat husbandry. She wanted to marry a goat. 2) Goat breeding is quickly learned. You can pick it up on...
An El Chupacabra, or simply "Goat Sucker," was arrested in the town of Tubac, Arizona for illegal immigration. The Goat Sucker, or Enrico Encarnacion as he likes to be called, was also found with a kilo of cocaine in his prison wallet, or anal c...
On February 17, 2010, White House officials again refused to comment on the Facebook phenomenonCan This Goat Get More Fans Than Barack Obama? In just 11 days Goat has added over 224,000 fans and is adding additional fans at the rate of more than...
The Arab world is up in arms and upset about the new movie starring George Clooney and titled "The Men Who Sleep With Goats." Muhammed Rahad Siyad, secretary at the Saudi Arabian consulate office in Hollywood, offered the following statement: "Th...
A large number of goats in Taiwan may have died because of a local wind farm, it was suggested today. A farmer on an outlying island told the BBC he had lost more than 400 animals after eight giant wind turbines were installed adjacent to his grazin...
Dial-A-Goat I must apologiise for the rather unusual approach but I have an idea for what I feel would be a very viable business but I am short of funds and wondered if there was any astute entrepreneurs out there willing to risk an investment? About Dial-A-Goat.. As the name suggests Dial-A-Goat is a service whereby one telephones a premium rate line and a goat is delivered direct to th...
British Home Secretary Jacqui Smith is once again in the news after being voted 'the sexiest babe' outside Afghanistan. The local Afghani camel and goat herders have called for her to appear naked in this months Playgoat (A popular lads mag). Moh...
One of Nigeria's biggest daily newspapers reported that police implicated a goat in an attempted automobile theft. In a front-page article on Friday, the Vanguard newspaper said that two men tried to steal a Mazda car two days earlier in Kwara State,...
NORWALK, Iowa - A group of goats may have started a fire that destroyed a home in central Iowa, firefighters said. The fire broke out early Tuesday near Norwalk. Three people in the house escaped unharmed. John Hadley said, "My cat woke me up...
Kinshasa jail, The Democratic Republic of Congo has been the home for a dozen goats, which were said to be held there illegally. The 'Dirty Dozen' were on remand, and due to appear in court, charged with being sold illegally by the roadside. Deput...
A Sudanese man, Stanley Tombe, has been forced to take a goat as his 'wife', after he was caught having sex with the animal. Mr. Alifi Malakal, a halal rat vendor from Sudan's Upper Nile State, told The Spoof's Births, Marriages and Deaths desk t...
New research from the White House Office of Faith-Based Scientific Inquiry indicates a thorough chain of causality for drug use, mental illness, liberal political preferences & mopery.
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