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Funny story: Pelosi Calls For Standardized Jewish Slurs

Pelosi Calls For Standardized Jewish Slurs

BILLINGSGATE POST: Representative Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) thanked House Speaker Nancy Pelosi for recommending that Jewish slurs be standardized so that there is no misunderstanding when she condemns Israel for throwing Benjamins around to influence Ame...

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Funny story: Hezbollah Fury at Assad's "Secular Inclinations" Revelation

Hezbollah Fury at Assad's "Secular Inclinations" Revelation

Hezbollah has been assisting President Assad of Syria in fighting many of his enemies, not least the self-styled "Caliph" Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. However, Hezbollah has recently decided to pull their forces out of Syria, on account of a shameless revelation the Syrian leader made on a Qatarese television show. In front of millions of viewers, Assad wept: I've had something on my mind a l...

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Funny story: Israel PM announces alliance with Al Qaida and Hezbollah

Israel PM announces alliance with Al Qaida and Hezbollah

BEIRUT, LEBANON - Israel Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, announced today that Israel will enter an alliance with Hezbollah and Al Qaida to fight the United States and Iran. The announcement came shortly after US President, Barack Hussein Obama...

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Funny story: Hezbollah Hell - Unmanned drone over Israel sparks usual unrest

Hezbollah Hell - Unmanned drone over Israel sparks usual unrest

Hezbollah have admitted to sending an unmanned drone over Israel. The paper aeroplane which was controlled by the "Breath of Allah" (or as the rest of us call it the wind) sailed gracefully over Israeli territory before being shot down by the Israeli...

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Funny story: Shocker: US to Fund Israeli Defence

Shocker: US to Fund Israeli Defence

Barack Obama is to ask the US Congress for an extra $200bn in military aid to help Israel get a short-range rocket defence system in place. The system is designed to shoot down mortars, rockets, rocks and paper airplanes from Gaza or Southern Leba...

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Funny story: $ign Of The Times: Rolex By Hezbollah

$ign Of The Times: Rolex By Hezbollah

(Geneva--Switzerland) That fake Rolex you buy on the street could be funding terrorist activities, according to witnesses testifying before the Senate Homeland Security Subcommittee. The bad news, it still will be funding terrorist activities. The go...

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Funny story: Al-Qaeda, Hezbollah and Hamas Attack on American Soil

Al-Qaeda, Hezbollah and Hamas Attack on American Soil

HARRISBURG, Penn. -- Militants from Al-Qaeda, Hezbollah and Hamas advanced on Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, the Harrisburg Patriot-News reported today. A small contingent of the Pennsylvania National Guard and park rangers from the National Park Service...

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