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Funny story: Three Hezbollah Soldiers Defect To Delaware

Three Hezbollah Soldiers Defect To Delaware

DOVER, Delaware – (Satire News) – Hearsay Today has just broken the story that three terrorist members of the Hezbollah army have defected to Delaware. Reporter Abby Yukon, who was the first American newsperson to interview the trio stated that th…

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Funny story: The Internet Has Just Shut Down The Terrorist Website www.terroristmothereffers.sic

The Internet Has Just Shut Down The Terrorist Website www.terroristmothereffers.sic

MANHATTAN, New York – (Satire News) – Acting on a tip from information guru Andy Cohen, the Internet has taken steps to shut down a website that is run by members of four of the world’s most notorious terrorist groups. The four groups include the…

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Funny story: The Hezbollah Terrorist Group Officially Changes Its Name To The Nicer Sounding Hezzy

The Hezbollah Terrorist Group Officially Changes Its Name To The Nicer Sounding Hezzy

GECKO GULCH, Lebanon – (Satire World) – The Terrorist organization known as Hezbollah, has decided to take the advice of a Portuguese consulting firm and change their name. Bipoli Yayamana, a spokesperson for the Lebanon-based group, said that the…

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Funny story: Al-Qaeda and Hezbollah Are Planning on Invading Afghanistan and Driving the Taliban Out!

Al-Qaeda and Hezbollah Are Planning on Invading Afghanistan and Driving the Taliban Out!

KABUL, Afghanistan – (World News) – The Middle East news agency known as Sandstone News has just reported that two very popular terrorists groups have plans to invade Afghanistan and kick the Taliban out. Al-Qaeda leader Zabu Isbad Fufu, and Hezbo…

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Funny story: The GOP Insists That Their Members Roster Does Not Include Any Members of The Taliban, Al Qaeda, Isis, or Hezbollah

The GOP Insists That Their Members Roster Does Not Include Any Members of The Taliban, Al Qaeda, Isis, or Hezbollah

QUEENS, New York – (Satire News) – A spokeswoman for the GOP has made it abundantly clear that the report put out by Wikileaks regarding terrorist group members within their ranks is totally, absolutely, and positively false; or as they say in Fort W…

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Funny story: The Taliban, Al Qaeda, and Hezbollah Say They Had No Idea It Was So Damn Easy To Invade The USA

The Taliban, Al Qaeda, and Hezbollah Say They Had No Idea It Was So Damn Easy To Invade The USA

CAMEL SHIT, Afghanistan – (World News) – Al Qaeda Assistant Leader Mustafa Habiboo reportedly texted Taliban and Hezbollah leaders stating that, as he was watching Anderson Cooper on CNN, he had no freaking idea that it was so damn easy to invade the…

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Funny story: Pelosi Calls For Standardized Jewish Slurs

Pelosi Calls For Standardized Jewish Slurs

BILLINGSGATE POST: Representative Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) thanked House Speaker Nancy Pelosi for recommending that Jewish slurs be standardized so that there is no misunderstanding when she condemns Israel for throwing Benjamins around to influence Ame...

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Funny story: Hezbollah Fury at Assad's "Secular Inclinations" Revelation

Hezbollah Fury at Assad's "Secular Inclinations" Revelation

Hezbollah has been assisting President Assad of Syria in fighting many of his enemies, not least the self-styled "Caliph" Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. However, Hezbollah has recently decided to pull their forces out of Syria, on account of a shameless revelation the Syrian leader made on a Qatarese television show. In front of millions of viewers, Assad wept: I've had something on my mind a l...

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Funny story: Israel PM announces alliance with Al Qaida and Hezbollah

Israel PM announces alliance with Al Qaida and Hezbollah

BEIRUT, LEBANON - Israel Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, announced today that Israel will enter an alliance with Hezbollah and Al Qaida to fight the United States and Iran. The announcement came shortly after US President, Barack Hussein Obama...

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Funny story: Hezbollah Hell - Unmanned drone over Israel sparks usual unrest

Hezbollah Hell - Unmanned drone over Israel sparks usual unrest

Hezbollah have admitted to sending an unmanned drone over Israel. The paper aeroplane which was controlled by the "Breath of Allah" (or as the rest of us call it the wind) sailed gracefully over Israeli territory before being shot down by the Israeli...

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Funny story: Shocker: US to Fund Israeli Defence

Shocker: US to Fund Israeli Defence

Barack Obama is to ask the US Congress for an extra $200bn in military aid to help Israel get a short-range rocket defence system in place. The system is designed to shoot down mortars, rockets, rocks and paper airplanes from Gaza or Southern Leba...

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Funny story: $ign Of The Times: Rolex By Hezbollah

$ign Of The Times: Rolex By Hezbollah

(Geneva--Switzerland) That fake Rolex you buy on the street could be funding terrorist activities, according to witnesses testifying before the Senate Homeland Security Subcommittee. The bad news, it still will be funding terrorist activities. The go...

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Funny story: Al-Qaeda, Hezbollah and Hamas Attack on American Soil

Al-Qaeda, Hezbollah and Hamas Attack on American Soil

HARRISBURG, Penn. -- Militants from Al-Qaeda, Hezbollah and Hamas advanced on Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, the Harrisburg Patriot-News reported today. A small contingent of the Pennsylvania National Guard and park rangers from the National Park Service...

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