WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki stated that POTUS recently called up President Abu Taboo Fashu, the Taliban president of Afghanistan.
President Biden expressed his appreciation to Fashu for acting like a civilized, kind-hearted, compassionate leader and for not acting like a scum-sucking, low-life, crapola, shithead like Vlady Putin.
President Fashu replied by saying that he has been seriously considering doing away with all of the terroristic actions that he has been so noted for in the past.
Fashu said that he has texted Ivanka Trump on several occasions and she has told him that she is very happy that he did not carry out his promise to wipe her daddy (the racist sexualized predator) off the face of the earth. ■
