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Funny story: ITVBe Announces Improved Intellectual Content With Updated "Real Housewives" Franchise

ITVBe Announces Improved Intellectual Content With Updated "Real Housewives" Franchise

In a bid to improve its falling ratings, ITV's flagship channel ITVBe, the "reality" based station for those with nothing better to do, like watching paint dry or doing the ironing, has announced that it is adding to the controversial and intellectua...

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Funny story: Superstar ISIS lead-singer releases latest U tube video and it tops Drake!

Superstar ISIS lead-singer releases latest U tube video and it tops Drake!

After 5 years of waiting and starving his fans from yet another global hit on U Tube, al-Baghadi, ISIS superstar and lead-singer, has now released a blockbuster video called 'Rock The Kasbah,' a rehash of a Clash punk classic, without the C, but with...

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Funny story: Shamima Begum Has Been Fitted For Some Clogs

Shamima Begum Has Been Fitted For Some Clogs

Shamima Begum, the 19-year-old former ISIS bride who has had her British citizenship rescinded by the UK government, is to go and live in Holland, and has been fitted for some clogs. She is a whopping size 11. Shamima, which means 'tulips', is...

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Funny story: Ex-Pat teeny Brit demanding re-entry to UK, if not, 'heads will roll!'

Ex-Pat teeny Brit demanding re-entry to UK, if not, 'heads will roll!'

A longer than planned holiday in sunny Syria, which turned into 'matrimonial heaven', went pear-shaped after a teeny Brit girl fell head (he still had one) over heels in love with a Syrian Romeo and now she is demanding to be repatriated. UK immig...

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Funny story: The 10 Commandments As Rewritten by ISIS.

The 10 Commandments As Rewritten by ISIS.

What might be surprising to many, is that the Muslim religion actually considers the Bible to be a Holy book and a source of prophecy. However, the more extreme elements of Mohammedanism have rewritten certain famous aspects of the Old Testament to...

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Funny story: Writer Refuses Spoof-ploitation, Quits, Plans March

Writer Refuses Spoof-ploitation, Quits, Plans March

Portland. Highly regarded yet little-known Spoof writer, LeRoy Ephers, has decided that enough is enough. After 300 brilliantly written stories, and two so-so jokes, for both the U.S. and the U. K., he's going to hang up writing for The Spoof, des...

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Funny story: ISIS Hires A Global PR Firm To Rebrand Its Image

ISIS Hires A Global PR Firm To Rebrand Its Image

ISIS enlisted a top public relations firm yesterday to help them achieve their long term propaganda goals in the hope of remaining relevant in a world inundated with other radical groups vying for the same terrorism headlines. "Allah told us to up...

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Funny story: ISIS finally concede . . . . . . . to having an HR department

ISIS finally concede . . . . . . . to having an HR department

In a shock development today, the Chief Executive of terror state ISIS, Mr Al A Whoakbarre announced that from September this year, ISIS will be adopting formal HR practices for everything it does. It appears that Mr Whoakbarre read in a book, on...

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Funny story: ISIS suicide vests in global safety recall

ISIS suicide vests in global safety recall

ISIS has announced that hundreds of its suicide bombers will be laid off following a recall of suicide vests by their Iranian manufacturer. The Iranian manufacturer of the vests, Arash Onmabutt Corporation, declined to comment. ISIS spokesman Must...

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Funny story: President appoints Pittsburgh plumber head of CIA

President appoints Pittsburgh plumber head of CIA

President Trump has appointed a plumber from Pittsburgh as the new head of the CIA. Plumber Jack Bauer says he was surprised to get a phone call from the President. "He told me to defeat ISIS within 24 hours. He said I could do waterboarding."...

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Funny story: Trump Plans to Declare "Mega Bigly War" With China and Russia

Trump Plans to Declare "Mega Bigly War" With China and Russia

Last night, the president-elect announced from Trump Headquarters that there was going to be a "mega bigly war" on two of the biggest world powers. He said that it is "time to show them who's boss." Mr Trump's speech is as follows: "Look, America,...

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Funny story: Trump To Personally Operate Drone Attacks

Trump To Personally Operate Drone Attacks

During the campaign Donald Trump said he was going to "bomb the sh*t out of ISIS. Today he revealed that He would personally select targets for lethal strikes in places like Yemen, Iraq, and Syria. He said he will cut down on his tweets and spen...

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Funny story: Trump Creates "Department of War" Cheney To Be Head

Trump Creates "Department of War" Cheney To Be Head

Donald Trump said today that the term "Defense Department" is "kind of PC but we'll keep the department going with Donald Rumsfeld at the helm." He continued, "During the campaign I said that I'd bomb the sh*t out of ISIS and kill the women and chil...

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Funny story: Trump To Command Military Expedition Against ISIS

Trump To Command Military Expedition Against ISIS

In November 2015 Donald Trump said, "I know more about ISIS than the generals do. Believe me." In that same year Mr. Trump stated, "I always felt that I was in the military" because of his education at a military-themed boarding school. He said his...

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Funny story: Pepe Warezabar interviews Rabead al Sham Sham at Hotel Jarabulus

Pepe Warezabar interviews Rabead al Sham Sham at Hotel Jarabulus

Back, yes, Pepe Warezabar here, and I'm back. What do they call it--a sequester? Studying my navel and sacred texts and other matters? Now I'm bartender at Hotel Jarabulus just below the border with Turkey. It's been two years since Kobani and my last work in Erdogan's tent (for which I received The Guard Dog's undercover-story-of-the-week award, by the way). At this very moment I'm at th...

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Funny story: Trump To Put Military Jobs In Every Congressional District

Trump To Put Military Jobs In Every Congressional District

Donald Trump claimed today that the U.S. military has become "a disaster," and is "gutted" since Obama took office. "He only wants to spend $1 trillion to modernize our military," the candidate said. "That's not nearly enough, not enough because H...

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Funny story: Media Escapes Angry Mob At Trump Event

Media Escapes Angry Mob At Trump Event

Today a woman wearing a hijab was ejected from a Trump rally. A hibab covers the head and is a symbol of dignity and modesty to a Muslim woman. In the West wearing it is optional for most. But Trump obviously associates it with ISIS and Al-Queda...

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