MOSCOW, Russia - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice reports that a secret document has been found in which President Vladimir Nikita Putin is planning on invading Cambodia within the near future. Putski, as VP Kamala Harris calls him, revealed that…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden has informed the White House Press that an F-14 Tomcat fighter jet shot down a Cambodian C-19 cargo plane. POTUS said that the Cambodian plane entered US air space just outside of the Oregon town…
PHNOM PENH, Cambodia - The Jungle Times News Agency of Cambodia has informed the Cambodian citizens that The Cambodian Weather Guild has put out that experts are fearful of an impending earthquake that could be quite devastating. The CWG notes tha…
JUNGLE BOOTY, Cambodia - (Satire News) - Jungle Time News has just broken the nine-year-old story that The Trumpturd openly grabbed the sexy ass of one of the beauty contestants during the Trump-owned 2013 Miss World Beauty Pageant, which was held in…
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Satire News) - Word coming out of the jungle country of Cambodia is that KFC has shut down every one of their 36 fast food restaurants. The reason according to WHO (World Health Organization) is because the Asian country ha…
PHNOM PENH, Cambodia - (Satire News) - Reports coming out of the jungle country of Cambodia are that the Asian country has gone bankrupt. Economic experts are blaming Cambodia's failure on the uncontrolled Monkey Pox virus, which the country claim…
SOMEWHERE ON THE BLACK SEA - (Satire News) - The pride and joy of the Cambodian navy, the aircraft carrier, The Bamboo Stick, was nearly sunk after it was severely rammed by a school of five huge sperm whales while on the Black Sea. A spokesperson…
PHENOM PENH, Cambodia - The Jungle Times News Agency has revealed that Prime Minister Hun Sen, has decided to stop calling the monkeypox virus, the monkeypox virus. An aide to the PM said that Hun Sen has decided (with help from his sexy svelte wi…
PHNOM PENH, Cambodia - (Satire News) - Cambodia's national news agency, Jungle Times News, reports that literally thousands of baboons are causing havoc in every city, town, and village in Cambodia. The angry throng of wild, fierce beasts has gott…
JUNGLE JIM, Cambodia - (Satire News) - Tabloid Today, which is based in California has just stated that Colombia is no longer the world's number one exporter of cocaine. For literally decades Colombia has put a lock on being the top country, as fa…
JUNGLE ROT, Cambodia - (World Satire) - The Cambodian government is proud to announce that it's one and only aircraft carrier (a helicopter carrier actually) will be returning back to the Black Sea, so that it can help defend Ukraine against the inva…
SOMEWHERE IN THE BLACK SEA - (World Satire) - The tide of the RUW (The Russian - Ukrainian War) is turning as a PT boat of the Cambodian navy (The CPTB-83) has just sunk the Russian destroyer, (The RSS Mrs. Joseph Stalin). The Ukraine Voice report…
SOMEWHERE IN THE BLACK SEA - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News (Ukraine) reports that the CS Bamboo Stick, which is Cambodia's only aircraft carrier, is leaving Ukraine and returning back to Cambodia. A spokesperson for the CS Bambi, as her sailors a…
PHNOM PENH, Cambodia - (World Satire) - The Ukraine is happy to announce that the government of Cambodia is sending their aircraft carrier, the CS Bamboo Stick, to help in Ukraine's war against the Communistic pantywaist Russian army. A rep for Ca…
KRONG KAMPOT, Cambodia – (Satire News) – Cambodia’s national news agency, Jungle Times News recently reported about that country’s amazing “Fish Horses.” A tuna fisherman discovered one day, as he was catching his daily quota of tuna, a sight that…
DHAKA, Bangladesh – (World News) – The president of Bangladesh, Abdul Hamid has just made it known that his country will be launching an assault on Cambodia. President Hamid said that the reason is due to the fact that two years ago Cambodian Prim…
JUNGLE JIM, Cambodia – (Satire News) – Scotland Yard is reporting that unknown to Prime Minister Boris Johnson or her majesty Queen Elizabeth, one of Cambodia’s top drug lords sold to Great Britian, 700 pounds of Cambodian Primo Jungle Powder. The…
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