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Funny story: A German World War II Bomb Has Been Found In The Buckingham Palace Basement

A German World War II Bomb Has Been Found In The Buckingham Palace Basement

LONDON - (UK Satire) - Officials at Buckingham Palace are shaking their heads wondering how in the bloomin' world a Luftwaffe Bomber bomb ended up in the basement of Buckingham Palace. The officials called in a special British munitions bomb dispo…

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Funny story: During The Height of World War II British Prime Minister Winston Churchill Was Smoking 19, Twelve-Inch Long Cigars a Day

During The Height of World War II British Prime Minister Winston Churchill Was Smoking 19, Twelve-Inch Long Cigars a Day

LONDON - (Satire News) -The United Kingdom Cigar Guild has revealed that the biggest British cigar smoker of all time was World War II Prime Minister Sir Winston Leonard Spencer McCoy Churchill. At the height of the war Sir Winston was smoking 19,…

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Funny story: Prince William Goes To School to Learn Wot’s Wot

Prince William Goes To School to Learn Wot’s Wot

Prince William has undergone a short re-education class in World History. To his delight, he has discovered that World Wars One and Two happened in Europe, not in either Africa or Asia, and that some of his family members were directly involved i…

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Funny story: Cambodian Natives Find A World War II German Luftwaffe Bomber In The Jungle

Cambodian Natives Find A World War II German Luftwaffe Bomber In The Jungle

BAMBOOVILLE, Cambodia – (Satire News) – Cambodia’s official news agency, Jungle Times News reports that an elderly married couple were out foraging for food, when they came upon a huge airplane. Upon closer investigation the happy couple, who have…

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Funny story: London man disappointed to discover father was Gestapo torture fiend

London man disappointed to discover father was Gestapo torture fiend

A 54-year-old man from Whitechapel in East London has told a local newspaper that a recent search on a genealogy site revealed that his late father was a brutal torturer in the feared Nazi secret police, the Gestapo. Speaking from his home in Brus…

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Funny story: France Tells The USA They're Not Going To Pay Back Even One Dime of The $17 Trillion They Owe From World War II

France Tells The USA They're Not Going To Pay Back Even One Dime of The $17 Trillion They Owe From World War II

PARIS – (US Satire) – The government of France is skating on thin ice, after they announce to the world via TMZ that they have no plans to pay back even one thin dime, of the $17 trillion they owe the USA going all the way back to World War II. Wh…

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Funny story: The United States Wants France To Pay Back The $17 Trillion It Still Owes From World War II

The United States Wants France To Pay Back The $17 Trillion It Still Owes From World War II

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Vice-President Kamala Harris has informed President Biden that France has not made a payment on the money the US lent her since March 13, 1949. According to Mimosa Sabrosa, with the Alpha Beta News Agency, the vi…

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Funny story: Kansas Shuts Down It’s One and Only Beach During Spring Break

Kansas Shuts Down It’s One and Only Beach During Spring Break

ALFALFA BEACH, Kansas – (Satire News) – The state of Kansas, has decided that in the interest of public safety, it’s lone beach will be shut down during Spring Break. Most Americans had no idea that landlocked Kansas even had a beach. Noted Kan…

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Funny story: UK defence secretary given £750 million to fortify south and east coastlines!

UK defence secretary given £750 million to fortify south and east coastlines!

The UK, apart from Scotland, has been busy strengthening their eastern frontier as B-Day approaches and it leaves the EU. All WW2 concrete bunkers from Cornwall to Scotland's eastern border have been refurbished, disinfected of their urine stench,…

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Funny story: Britain celebrates anniversary of VD day

Britain celebrates anniversary of VD day

It is 75 years to the day when war-weary Brits celebrated the defeat of the Hun by getting shit-faced drunk in a wild orgy of sex and alcohol. In 1945, the streets of London, Manchester and even Hull were piled-high with the hungover and the shagged-...

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Funny story: Residents of A Senior Citizens Home in Nebraska Are Passing the Time by Playing Twister

Residents of A Senior Citizens Home in Nebraska Are Passing the Time by Playing Twister

BROKEN BOW, Nebraska - Flossie Wunderwurst, the director of The Napping Nightingale Senior Citizens Home, which houses 603 older men and women, states that, everyone in the entire home is doing well and are in a happy mood, considering. The long-...

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Funny story: Eva Braun's Secret Diary Reveals Truth Behind British Army's Song About Hitler

Eva Braun's Secret Diary Reveals Truth Behind British Army's Song About Hitler

In a joint investigation with convicted holocaust denier and Nazi "historian" David Irving, The Spoof has managed to discover the whereabouts of the hitherto unpublished diary of Adolf Hitler's floozy, simple country girl Eva Braun. The full dia...

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Funny story: D-Day Commemoration On Wrong Day This Year

D-Day Commemoration On Wrong Day This Year

The annual D-day commemoration, the event that commemorates the day the massed Allied Forces invaded mainland Europe and made an absolute fortune for weapons manufacturers, is to be held on the wrong day this year, on the 5th of June. The Normandy...

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Funny story: Thoughts from The Right

Thoughts from The Right

Theresa May has frozen talks with the EU over Brexit as EU leaders have again put obstacles in the way of her finest hour. European fat cats have once again stopped Theresa from “cherry picking” which EU principles she wants the UK to be involved wit...

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Funny story: Dick Gravy’s War Quiz

Dick Gravy’s War Quiz

Hello, I’m Dick Gravy and welcome to It’s a Funny Old War, where two veterans compete to see who knows the most about the War. You know, the Second World War? Let’s meet our contestants. Contestant number 1 is Geoff from Harrow. Geoff: Hello. Dick: It must have been very harrowing for you during the war. Geoff: Yes, it was. Dick: Hilarious! Now your question is: what was Prime Minis...

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Funny story: UK minister says the hardest part of Brexit negotiations is "not mentioning the war"

UK minister says the hardest part of Brexit negotiations is "not mentioning the war"

David Davis, the Brexit minister, has given a frank and open interview to journalist Frank Open, and revealed some details about the process of extricating the UK from the EU. "It's very difficult," said Davis. "Barnier [chief negotiator for the E...

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Funny story: Obama Is Unintelligent

Obama Is Unintelligent

WASHINGTON - President Obama has acknowledged that the NSA and The CIA had underestimated the rise of the Islamic State militant group, ISIS, which has seized control of a broad swath of territory in the Middle East. He said he "follows their advice...

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