NORWAY - (Satire News) - This is a dramatic fact in Northern Europe. Due to the coal shortage, some of the snowmen have been left without eyes. "We have rolled snowman parts out of the snow as before, but when eyes are needed to perfect the end re…
OSLO, Norway - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News (Norway) has just reported that the on-going sardine shortage could ruin the nation's economy. Norwegian Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Store replied sadly that the country's leading export product sardines…
SOMEWHERE ON THE NORWEGIAN SEA - (Satire News) - The Cosmos News Service has just informed the public that a Russian submarine fired a torpedo at the Norewegian cruise liner, "The Princess of The Fiords." The ship's captain, Lars Hunkerheim, 67, s…
SAN ANTONIO, Texas - (Sports Satire) - San Antonio Spurs Coach Gregg Popovich is excited that the Spurs have signed the 19-year-old high-flying, slam-dunking Norwegian sensation, Ingrid Cervinger. The young lady who can literally fly like Superwom…
OSLO, Norway - (Satire News) - Fish experts in Norway say that they are puzzled as hell. Reports from a dozen different sources say that long time professional Norwegian fisherman do not have any idea as to why the sardines that they are catching…
London Press: After R. Kelly was sentenced Wednesday to 30 years in prison, his lawyers filed an international human rights abuse case with the UN. They want to transfer Mr. Kelly to Bastoy prison in Norway. U.S. District Judge Anna Banana handed…
OSLO, Norway – (World Satire) – The government of Norway is very worried about the sardine shortage that has hit the Scandinavian country. Concern over the oily forage fish situation has all Norwegians worried-as-hell. The term sardine is also…
OSLO, Norway – (Satire News) - Scientists in Norway claim that they have discovered a pill that successfully restores a full head of a hair to completely bald men; but unfortunately, it also has an undesirable side effect. According to Norway’s na…
MOSCOW – (Satire News) – The Kremlin Voice has issued a statement stating that President Vladimir Putin is finalizing plans to annex the Scandinavian country of Norway. Reports are that Norway is resisting, but after the Norwegian senate was shown…
LOS ANGELES – One of the greatest basketball players to ever dribble a basketball, LeBron James, has informed Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine that he may be leaving the country. James, who plays for the Los Angeles Lakers, said that the NBA seas...
OSLO, Norway - A company that deals in disease testing has come up with a test that has proven to be 89.7% effective in testing for the C-19 virus strain. Dr. Bjorn Thor Steinfest, who has been with the company for 47 years, said that the testing...
Shetland MainlandTired of being "held down" by Scotland all these years, the Shetland Islands will vote on whether they will quit Scotland and join Norway. When Scotland had their vote about quitting England, it made us think about it. We sent a f...
OSLO, Norway - The Norwegian government has stated that they will no longer be sending sardines to Russia. The decision was made due to the fact that Russian leader Vladimir Putin is not backing off of his aggression against the Ukraine. Norway...
KRISTIANSUND, Norway - Norway's national news agency The Fjord has just issued a statement regarding the gigantic oil spill from the Laotian oil tanker The Laotian Rice. The Laotian Rice hit an iceberg and sunk spilling its cargo of 2.1 million ga...
STOCKHOLM, Sweden - Sonya Anderstaff, 51, says that she was just enjoying her new found toy drone and swears that she had no intention of causing anyone any harm. But the Russian KGB is not buying her story. President Putin has informed the Swedis...
OSLO, Norway - Onni Ristopani, 36, has always had a tremendous fondness for sardine sandwiches and now, it has finally paid off. Ristopani has just won The 57th Annual Oslo Sardine Sandwich Eating Contest by devouring a total of 313 sardine sandwi...
OSLO, Norway - The government of Norway has decided to protect itself against a possible missile launch from North Korea. Reports coming out of Norway state that the government has signed a secret pact with Kim Jong Un in which the North Korean le...
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