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Funny story: Three Killed In Care Bear Melee

Three Killed In Care Bear Melee

What started as a quiet day for employees of Midway Credit Union quickly turned to chaos when Pro Life and Pro Choice protesters clashed. The melee, which lasted for approximately 20 minutes and accounted for $3,000 in damage, was allegedly started b...

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Funny story: French Rioters Try To Pull Down Eiffel Tower

French Rioters Try To Pull Down Eiffel Tower

The Eiffel Tower, the symbol of Paris, of France, and of Paris, France, has been the object of an ugly incident during the ongoing riotous actions of a few despicable thugs in the capital today. A crowd of about a thousand Yellow Vest protestors a...

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Funny story: Caucasians Riot After Not Being Given Preferential Treatment

Caucasians Riot After Not Being Given Preferential Treatment

Civil unrest has erupted in the small town of Sandwich, Massachusetts after a slew of incidents in which the white population was being given the same treatment as its minority residents. The trouble began late Tuesday afternoon after a troubling epi...

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Funny story: Popcorn Food Truck Causes Riot at Misophonia Convention

Popcorn Food Truck Causes Riot at Misophonia Convention

Every year providers and patients from around the world travel to a central location to attend the annual Misophonia Convention. Misophonia is a disorder of the autonomous nervous system in which particular patterned sounds are incorrectly processed...

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Funny story: Massive Riots Follow NYPD Shooting

Massive Riots Follow NYPD Shooting

Race riots erupted all over New York City following the announcement that, on Tuesday morning, NYPD officers fatally shot a black Muslim man who was armed with nothing more than a stolen H-bomb. Truck driver Muhammad Baker was killed instantly in...

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Funny story: Knickerless, Courtney Love Cobain, caught up in Paris protests!

Knickerless, Courtney Love Cobain, caught up in Paris protests!

Widow of Kurt Cobain, Courtney Love (Who?) has made headlines by being in the wrong place at the right time! Parisian taxi drivers are protesting and blocking off all roads to French major airports because an American company is muscling in on th...

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Funny story: "Law and Order" Hoover Institute Frames Ed Balls Re: Election Riots

"Law and Order" Hoover Institute Frames Ed Balls Re: Election Riots

The achingly-TECHNICALLY-NOT-NEO-CON!!! Hoover Institute has been facing, not so much a funding crisis, (hell no!) as a trolling crisis. Yup! By now, millions of still-benighted citizens of the Global Village wildly insinuate that they have finally sussed out what's going on… Aye, a wicked legion of notoriously disingenuous and cynical conspiracy theorists now wantonly assert that the Hoov...

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Funny story: Baltimore Cops Use Flash Mob Tactics

Baltimore Cops Use Flash Mob Tactics

Baltimore, MD - In a sneaky and cunning display of police tactical maneuvers, the Baltimore Police Department have implemented new and creative ways to round up would-be rioters. Several dozen officers were dressed up and placed around the downtown a...

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Funny story: Atomic Bomb Ends Conflict in Baltimore

Atomic Bomb Ends Conflict in Baltimore

Out of an abundance of caution, a nuclear weapon was detonated in Baltimore after days of angry protests and riots crippled the city and damaged several properties. Working together, the local police and National Guard decided an atomic bomb was the...

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Funny story: Jihadi tweets that #momoftheyear vid footage 'is fake'

Jihadi tweets that #momoftheyear vid footage 'is fake'

Damascus, Syria - A video of a Baltimore mother head-slapping her feckless son for rampaging at the city's recent riots has been staged for prophet a leading Jihadi webshite has warned. "This fake Western propaganda fools no one," Mustapha Pee, m...

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Funny story: Martial Law to be declared after Clarkson sacking

Martial Law to be declared after Clarkson sacking

London, England: Following the sacking of Jeremy Clarkson and the postponement of Top Gear, threats of a serious nature from overseas have been made against BBC Director General. Whilst an overseas email threatening the BBC Director General has res...

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Funny story: Tribal Warfare in Equitorial Guinea

Tribal Warfare in Equitorial Guinea

Newsflash: CIA HQ in Equitorial Guinea, somewhere in Africa! Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) star footy reporter, Chief Daddy Longlegs-Chamberlain, observing the Africa Cup sent the following report! "A tribal war has just broke o...

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Funny story: Ferguson Man Shocked To Find He Has No Milk

Ferguson Man Shocked To Find He Has No Milk

Ferguson man Randy Burrows is reeling in shock this morning after discovering that his mother had failed to purchase milk to accompany his usual breakfast of cornflakes. The 26 year old school janitor, who has yet to leave home, was visibly upset,...

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Funny story: Ferguson learns valuable lesson: Don't announce bad news at night

Ferguson learns valuable lesson: Don't announce bad news at night

Ferguson, Mo. - Businesses were ablaze and bullets flew overhead throughout the night in Ferguson as officials chose the late evening as the best time to announce that a white police officer would not be indicted in the shooting of an unarmed black t...

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Funny story: Hong Kong Police Train U.S. Campus Cops

Hong Kong Police Train U.S. Campus Cops

A famous pepper spray incident occurred on November 18, 2011, during an Occupy movement demonstration at the University of California, Davis. After asking the protesters to leave, University police pepper sprayed a group of demonstrators as they were...

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Funny story: Almost 39 Million African-Americans Not Shot By Police Last Week

Almost 39 Million African-Americans Not Shot By Police Last Week

Ferguson, MO - Last week a white police officer in Ferguson, MO, shot and killed Michael Brown, who was an 18 years old black male. The shooting has ignited demonstrations and riots in the city of Ferguson, as well as other locations across the U.S.

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Funny story: Amish Riot - Midnight Screening of 1985 Thriller Sparks Unrest

Amish Riot - Midnight Screening of 1985 Thriller Sparks Unrest

A midnight screening of the 1985 American thriller film directed by Peter Weir and starring Harrison Ford and Kelly McGillis; Witness, has ignited scenes of violence and rioting throughout the Amish community across the United States. The movie, w...

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