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Funny story: 10 Supreme Court Clerks Claim They Leaked Abortion Draft Decision

10 Supreme Court Clerks Claim They Leaked Abortion Draft Decision

Ten Supreme Court clerks each insist they leaked Justice Samuel Alito’s draft decision overturning abortion rights. The leak set off explosive press coverage and protests across the country as many Americans feared the federal right to an abortion m…

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Funny story: Americans Thrilled that Unprecedented Infringement of Civil Liberties during COVID-19 Era Has Been Obviated by Unprecedented Infringement of Bodily Autonomy

Americans Thrilled that Unprecedented Infringement of Civil Liberties during COVID-19 Era Has Been Obviated by Unprecedented Infringement of Bodily Autonomy

Americans who blanched at the unprecedented infringement of Constitutional freedoms they experienced in the form of lockdowns, church shutdowns, and business closures, all in the name of mitigating an illness with a sub-one-percent mortality rate, ha…

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Funny story: Rioters in Europe Invited to Swap Place With Rioting Ecuadorian Prisoners

Rioters in Europe Invited to Swap Place With Rioting Ecuadorian Prisoners

The word 'Freedom' is being pathetically abused by rioting imbeciles in many European countries to protest about new Covid19 limitations being enforced on to their 'sad' lives. In Germany the 'Querdenker' (Weirdo) movement have been bashing polic…

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Funny story: Conspiracy believers celebrate Freedom Day in the UK and ask why they had to wear masks if lions did not have to

Conspiracy believers celebrate Freedom Day in the UK and ask why they had to wear masks if lions did not have to

As usual, the reckless, pompous, quite ridiculous Brit PM (we all know his name) has gone and plonked the UK into a dilemma of not knowing what the fuck to do about this damn pandemic. His solution is, "Do what you fucking want and today the 19th…

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Funny story: The Troubling “New Normal” Addiction: Freedom Porn

The Troubling “New Normal” Addiction: Freedom Porn

In the midst of continuing lockdowns, vaccine passports, and widespread censorship, the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases has reported a troubling new addiction on the rise among male-identifying neoliberals: a media genre sensati…

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Funny story: Bald-Headed Mad-Englishman shaves his head in Germany!

Bald-Headed Mad-Englishman shaves his head in Germany!

(NOT EDITED) In an unprecedented show of solidarity to the EU, a Mad Dog of an Englishman, residing in Germany, decided to remove all signs of UK nationality from his body and wardrobe! Ten pairs of Union Jack printed underpants, swimming trunks a…

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Funny story: Biden says Lockdown must continue or his voters will Run!

Biden says Lockdown must continue or his voters will Run!

Joe Biden, commander of the repressive government forces stated that, "the lockdown of American voters must continue or the plantation workers will revolt and run". Biden says full government control is essential for the electoral process to be fu...

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Funny story: Americans Attempting to Speak Truth to Power Hindered by State-Mandated Face Masks

Americans Attempting to Speak Truth to Power Hindered by State-Mandated Face Masks

Troubled by the infringement of civil liberties imposed in the name of curbing the spread of COVID-19, Americans seeking to speak truth to power have been hindered by the presence of their State-mandated face masks. “There's been an unprecedented...

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Funny story: CDC Explains that Flattened Curve Has Become Line Extending into Infinity Meaning Lockdown Can Never End

CDC Explains that Flattened Curve Has Become Line Extending into Infinity Meaning Lockdown Can Never End

Based on consultations with mathematical experts, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has determined that the successful “flattening of the curve” of coronavirus infections has resulted in a line extending into infinity, meaning that the C…

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Funny story: Progressives Explain It’s Not Martial Law, It’s Viral Law

Progressives Explain It’s Not Martial Law, It’s Viral Law

After years of questioning United States President Donald Trump’s sweeping use of executive powers and internationally provocative militarism, American progressives, thanks to COVID-19, have embraced a sweeping infringement of civil liberties, explai...

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Funny story: Love Accused of Colonialism

Love Accused of Colonialism

Called out on its signature slogan of “conquering all,” much-touted love has been accused of colonialism. Said Darrell Foster of Montana, “Whatever happened to good, old-fashioned self-determination? Love wants to have its hand in everything!”...

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Funny story: New York Man Finds Peace and Tranquility by Gazing at Imprisoned Sea Animals in Glass Tank

New York Man Finds Peace and Tranquility by Gazing at Imprisoned Sea Animals in Glass Tank

Like many in New York City, 42-year-old Chris Lowell has a stressful life with a long work commute, dead-end job, and strained family relationships, but he finds enormous peace and tranquility by gazing at imprisoned sea animals in a glass tank in hi...

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Funny story: The great escape to freedom

The great escape to freedom

Embattled attorney Larry 'Flash' Pelaratti has completely vanished. It's believed Pelaratti migrated to Algeria with over 120 million dollars he attained in bank loans using the names of corporate executives. Pelaratti was charged by federal pr...

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Funny story: Donald J. Trump- Just The Enema America Needs.

Donald J. Trump- Just The Enema America Needs.

Donald J. Trump- Just The Enema America Needs. He said he was gonna do it and, dad-gum if he didn't gone and dooded it. The Donald provided the laxatorial stimulus needed to remove decades of inner stagnant, potentially cancerous fecal growth that...

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Funny story: Freedom at Last for Americans

Freedom at Last for Americans

Extra Legislation to Protect 'Freedom'. Washington: Congress has passed new bills under instructions from Emperor Barack Obama to protect what he calls "citizens' inviolable freedoms". What does it mean? Well,... as a reward for giving up on their Freedom of Speech upon which America's 'democracy' is founded, American sheeple can now have their innate freedoms legally protected. They are...

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Funny story: Congress to ban curb-stomping black men while yelling "white power"

Congress to ban curb-stomping black men while yelling "white power"

Following a tireless debate last night, congress has begun work drafting a new bill that seeks to stop white men from kicking the back of a goddamn coon's head and shattering his teeth whilst proclaiming the sanctity of the white bloodline. The bi...

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Funny story: The Best Dream He Ever Had

The Best Dream He Ever Had

On reflection, he was more than happy that he had lived to experience such an event, however unreal it may have appeared at the time. He could see it all clearly now. Gazing up at the stars that seemed suddenly close and friendly he could not help but replay the scene over and over in his mind. To a stunned and packed Senate gathering President Barack Obama got slowly to his feet to announce th...

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