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Funny story: Biden says Lockdown must continue or his voters will Run!

Biden says Lockdown must continue or his voters will Run!

Joe Biden, commander of the repressive government forces stated that, "the lockdown of American voters must continue or the plantation workers will revolt and run". Biden says full government control is essential for the electoral process to be fu...

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Funny story: Americans Attempting to Speak Truth to Power Hindered by State-Mandated Face Masks

Americans Attempting to Speak Truth to Power Hindered by State-Mandated Face Masks

Troubled by the infringement of civil liberties imposed in the name of curbing the spread of COVID-19, Americans seeking to speak truth to power have been hindered by the presence of their State-mandated face masks. “There's been an unprecedented...

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Funny story: CDC Explains that Flattened Curve Has Become Line Extending into Infinity Meaning Lockdown Can Never End

CDC Explains that Flattened Curve Has Become Line Extending into Infinity Meaning Lockdown Can Never End

Based on consultations with mathematical experts, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has determined that the successful “flattening of the curve” of coronavirus infections has resulted in a line extending into infinity, meaning that the C…

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Funny story: Progressives Explain It’s Not Martial Law, It’s Viral Law

Progressives Explain It’s Not Martial Law, It’s Viral Law

After years of questioning United States President Donald Trump’s sweeping use of executive powers and internationally provocative militarism, American progressives, thanks to COVID-19, have embraced a sweeping infringement of civil liberties, explai...

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Funny story: Love Accused of Colonialism

Love Accused of Colonialism

Called out on its signature slogan of “conquering all,” much-touted love has been accused of colonialism. Said Darrell Foster of Montana, “Whatever happened to good, old-fashioned self-determination? Love wants to have its hand in everything!”...

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Funny story: New York Man Finds Peace and Tranquility by Gazing at Imprisoned Sea Animals in Glass Tank

New York Man Finds Peace and Tranquility by Gazing at Imprisoned Sea Animals in Glass Tank

Like many in New York City, 42-year-old Chris Lowell has a stressful life with a long work commute, dead-end job, and strained family relationships, but he finds enormous peace and tranquility by gazing at imprisoned sea animals in a glass tank in hi...

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Funny story: The great escape to freedom

The great escape to freedom

Embattled attorney Larry 'Flash' Pelaratti has completely vanished. It's believed Pelaratti migrated to Algeria with over 120 million dollars he attained in bank loans using the names of corporate executives. Pelaratti was charged by federal pr...

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Funny story: Donald J. Trump- Just The Enema America Needs.

Donald J. Trump- Just The Enema America Needs.

Donald J. Trump- Just The Enema America Needs. He said he was gonna do it and, dad-gum if he didn't gone and dooded it. The Donald provided the laxatorial stimulus needed to remove decades of inner stagnant, potentially cancerous fecal growth that...

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Funny story: Freedom at Last for Americans

Freedom at Last for Americans

Extra Legislation to Protect 'Freedom'. Washington: Congress has passed new bills under instructions from Emperor Barack Obama to protect what he calls "citizens' inviolable freedoms". What does it mean? Well,... as a reward for giving up on their Freedom of Speech upon which America's 'democracy' is founded, American sheeple can now have their innate freedoms legally protected. They are...

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Funny story: Congress to ban curb-stomping black men while yelling "white power"

Congress to ban curb-stomping black men while yelling "white power"

Following a tireless debate last night, congress has begun work drafting a new bill that seeks to stop white men from kicking the back of a goddamn coon's head and shattering his teeth whilst proclaiming the sanctity of the white bloodline. The bi...

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Funny story: The Best Dream He Ever Had

The Best Dream He Ever Had

On reflection, he was more than happy that he had lived to experience such an event, however unreal it may have appeared at the time. He could see it all clearly now. Gazing up at the stars that seemed suddenly close and friendly he could not help but replay the scene over and over in his mind. To a stunned and packed Senate gathering President Barack Obama got slowly to his feet to announce th...

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Funny story: Russia Orders "Chicken Kiev" Stricken From Restaurant Menus

Russia Orders "Chicken Kiev" Stricken From Restaurant Menus

Moscow - Russian President Vladimir Putin has issued an executive order requiring all restaurants in Russia to strike the dish 'Chicken Kiev' from their menus. Although Putin does not need the approval of the legislative branch of the Russian Federa...

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Funny story: George W. Bush to award Snowden Presidential Medal of Freedom

George W. Bush to award Snowden Presidential Medal of Freedom

HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM!, TEXASS -- Former U. S. president George W. Bush is reportedly considering penning a retroactive executive order awarding the Presidential Medal of Freedom to whistle-blower Edward Snowden. "He's a patriot for exposing...

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Funny story: ObamaBowlaRama Franchise Offered to the Nation

ObamaBowlaRama Franchise Offered to the Nation

CHUGWATER, WYOMING - Twin brothers, Buck and Chuck Clapsaddle, 36, have announced their award winning, multimillion dollar business, ObamaBowlaRama, a bowling alley with a political twist, will be offered for nationwide and possibly international f...

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Funny story: Nelson Mandela Speech in Canada Was A Favorite! Here's the rest of the story?

Nelson Mandela Speech in Canada Was A Favorite! Here's the rest of the story?

Nelson Mandela always had close ties with Canada where he always found support, according to one reporter who shared with us yesterday. "I was there when he told the crowd, "Your respect for diversity within your own society and your tolerant and...

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Funny story: Obama administration launches brainwashing program against U. S. citizens

Obama administration launches brainwashing program against U. S. citizens

WASHINGTON, DC --- Convinced that it knows what is best for everyone else, the Obama administration has launched a new effort to control citizens' behavior and bend them to the federal government's will: BIT (Behavioral Insights Team) is working "ac...

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Funny story: President Obama to media: "We're coming after you!"

President Obama to media: "We're coming after you!"

WASHINGTON, DC - In an off-the-record press conference, President Barak Obama, in the interest of "government transparency," made a startling announcement. "We're coming after you!" he warned the American media. Although he wouldn't name the names...

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