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Funny story: Iceland Is Melting

Iceland Is Melting

An environmental crisis is unfolding in the north Atlantic, after it was revealed that, due to global warning and climate change, Iceland is melting. The Nordic island country with a population of just under 358,781 used to have an area of 103,000...

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Funny story: Jesus Detained by ICE for Conspiracy to Feed and Shelter Migrants

Jesus Detained by ICE for Conspiracy to Feed and Shelter Migrants

BuzzFeed—Jesus Christ, the Son of God, was detained by ICE today at the US-Mexico border for allegedly helping a migrant and her infant when He was caught by border patrol agents offering them water and sustenance. Jesus, said a spokesman for ICE, w...

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Funny story: Search For Ernest Shackleton Ship Abandoned After Everything Lost

Search For Ernest Shackleton Ship Abandoned After Everything Lost

A search for Sir Ernest Shackleton's ship, Endurance, lost in the icy floes of the Antarctic in 1915, has been called off after a piece of equipment critical to the search was also lost. After months of trying to survive in extreme conditions whe...

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Funny story: DACA Dogs Sniff Out Illegal Aliens at JFK

DACA Dogs Sniff Out Illegal Aliens at JFK

Queens, NY - JFK Airport is the first major airport to sniff out illegal aliens. As travelers entering the United States wait to retrieve their luggage, ICE enforcement agents use canines to determine which travelers are illegal immigrants. The pro...

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Funny story: Man freezes to death in the iciest of ice bucket challenges

Man freezes to death in the iciest of ice bucket challenges

Bronx, N.Y. - Ice bucket challenges have gone viral in the social media circuit. These challenges involve a nomination of friends who will either take the challenge or donate to a charity to fund research to reduce morbidity and mortality caused by A...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Sticks Her Foot In Her Mouth Again

Sarah Palin Sticks Her Foot In Her Mouth Again

WASILLA, Alaska - The Undisputed Queen of The Geographical Boo-Boo's, Sarah Palin has struck again. This time "Snowflake" Palin told a reporter for American Spotlight Magazine that the Lower 48 states Winter has definitely been a harsh one. She...

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Funny story: Snowflakes spotted in the South: 21 Confirmed Dead

Snowflakes spotted in the South: 21 Confirmed Dead

Millions of viewers turned on their television sets to watch hordes of "Walkers" terrorizing the outlying areas of Atlanta recently. No, this was not the latest mid-season premiere of AMC's hit show The Walking Dead. Every major news outlet was...

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Funny story: U.S. Construction Workers and Cowboys Being Retrained for Fresh Water Retrieval

U.S. Construction Workers and Cowboys Being Retrained for Fresh Water Retrieval

NUUK, GREENLAND - In a cooperative educational program between Denmark and the U.S., America's laid off construction workers and cowboys will be retrained for fresh water retrieval in Greenland's vast ice sheet which covers 81% of the country (677,85...

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Funny story: Georgia Bracing For Snowzilla

Georgia Bracing For Snowzilla

ATLANTA, Georgia - Meteorologists throughout the Peach State of Georgia are warning state residents that big bad Snowzilla is on her way. Thick layers of ice up to 2-feet thick are being predicted and some estimates expect as much as 19 inches of...

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Funny story: Winter Olympics Shut Down

Winter Olympics Shut Down

Once again the industrial safety commission OSHA has brought the world's Winter Olympic Games to a grinding halt. As with the 2010 games in British Columbia, the commission has found numerous faults in the various Olympic venues in Sochi, Russia.

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Funny story: MENSA Headquarters Predict Worldwide Cooling!

MENSA Headquarters Predict Worldwide Cooling!

Causing Al Gore to grind his teeth, MENSA Headquarters has issued a world cooling down over the next 25-100 years. "It's overdue already and could begin at any time", stated spokesman Howard Hawking. Why is the well-known group going against A...

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Funny story: Meth Addicted Dentist Losing Clients As He Loses His Own Teeth

Meth Addicted Dentist Losing Clients As He Loses His Own Teeth

COUNCIL BLUFFS, IA - "It's not like I don't do quality work," states Dr. Ernest Spunn, "I have been making my living on quality AND quantity. I have been moving through people in sheer volume, especially when I'm tweaking! Root canals, extractions,...

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Funny story: Doctors seek huge rise in ice in drinks

Doctors seek huge rise in ice in drinks

Leading British medical bodies, concerned about high levels of alcohol-related health problems, are calling for more ice to be used in drinks. An increase of 50 per cent more ice in an average glass of beverage bought in pubs and bars would reduc...

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Funny story: The Eskimo Igloo Problem Is Getting Worse

The Eskimo Igloo Problem Is Getting Worse

SNOWBALLS, Alaska - The government of Alaska has been asked by the Eskimo population of the village of Snowballs to address a situation that is becoming more and more serious. A spokesperson for Alaska's Northern Eskimos identified as Fafanook Vap...

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Funny story: Scientists discover global warming in Emmaus

Scientists discover global warming in Emmaus

EMMAUS PA - News from the Broad Street Saloon in Emmaus, PA is backing up global warming, despite the cooked results previously reported. Scientists there noticed that while drinking scotch on the rocks, that the rocks melted. As this melt transpir...

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Funny story: Encouraging the Irish to reframe from over-indulging in Alcohol Backfires!

Encouraging the Irish to reframe from over-indulging in Alcohol Backfires!

During this festive season, authorities ran a major campaign against Alcoholism. Today, authorities have been forced to take a very usually step backwards and are now encouraging people to over indulge as they used to. The reason for this majo...

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Funny story: Quad bike falls through ice on frozen lake in Wales

Quad bike falls through ice on frozen lake in Wales

"Quad bike falls through ice on frozen lake Quad bikers who drove onto a frozen lake have been criticised for "stupidity at the highest level" after one of their machines fell through the ice. " That's putting it mildly but it did give me a good laugh when I saw the photo of the incident and read the true story. Idiots of the highest degree. They are probably the fellas who were sitting coz...

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