(UNEDITED) Facebook's HQ, Hamburg, Germany, has been attacked by a deranged user after his fingers were cramped deleting their constant nonsensical, pathetic ads!
"Enough is enough!" Was his constant scream for help as the daily overdose of shitty ads hit his head and laptop. In futile attempts to rid his mind of them, he deleted them, reported them, even attempted via an ad-block to stop the shit!
To no avail, he also threatened to kick Zuckerberg's butt, but couldn't get near enough! So, after all attempts to block the daily barrage of ad-bullshit flowing through his FB site, he decided to burn the fucking place down!
Silently creeping up on Facebook's German HQ, avoiding patrolling dobermanns and human heavily armed guards, he bunged a molotov cocktail through the letter box. The posh foyer burnt to ashes and Zuckerberg's giant portrait too. Sadly, the masked. of course, it's obligatory in Germany, intruder run into a pair of dobermann sharp jaws, ouch!
At the local police station he was interrogated and told police officers why he attempted to burn the place down. They understood fully, agreed Facebook ads are utter mind-destroying, told him to leave Facebook, and be thankful Zuckerberg was not in the building otherwise he could have haunted him for the rest of his sad life; it's those alien-look-eyes!