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Funny story: Man Got Doll's Leg Back On

Man Got Doll's Leg Back On

A child's doll whose leg came off several weeks ago has at last been repaired by the father of its owner, it has been reported. The doll, Malina, which can be seen in the graphic above, is the property of young Delma Kenwood, aged 5, who, in tempe…

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Funny story: Man Squashed Bottle Top For No Apparent Reason

Man Squashed Bottle Top For No Apparent Reason

A pedestrian who was walking along a public footpath has said he isn't really certain why he did it, but claims to have trodden on a bottle top he saw, squashing it almost flat. The incident occurred at around 7:45 am this morning, as schoolteache…

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Funny story: Constantly Coming Up With New Material Has Affected Man's Brain

Constantly Coming Up With New Material Has Affected Man's Brain

In his book, 'Overconnected', author Bill Davidow claims that, far from taking generations, and hundreds of years, for the human brain to adapt to changes in the world we live in, it can do so in a very short space of time, and, possibly, within our…

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Funny story: Man Isn't Going To Fall For That Old Chestnut

Man Isn't Going To Fall For That Old Chestnut

A man has spoken out assertively, and said that he might not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but even so, he's not going to fall for that old chestnut! Myke Woodson, of Oaf-on-Sea, East Yorkshire, said that he is not as daft as he looks, and…

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Funny story: Facebook HQ burnt down after user throws a molotov through letter box screaming; "F..K your ads!"

Facebook HQ burnt down after user throws a molotov through letter box screaming; "F..K your ads!"

(UNEDITED) Facebook's HQ, Hamburg, Germany, has been attacked by a deranged user after his fingers were cramped deleting their constant nonsensical, pathetic ads! "Enough is enough!" Was his constant scream for help as the daily overdose of shitty…

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Funny story: Washington Redskins rename and are now called Washington Tomato-Skins!

Washington Redskins rename and are now called Washington Tomato-Skins!

There are no stones left to be turned over ever since the BLM movement sped round the planet like Concorde did many years ago. Anything that resembles color, ethnic background, ethnic minorities, or race-related events, is now being exposed, and that…

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Funny story: Men In White Suits Seen At White House

Men In White Suits Seen At White House

It may mean nothing at all whatsoever, but Washington, DC tongues have been set a-wagging in the capitol after a vanload of men in white suits turned up unannounced at 1600 Pensylvania Avenue, and were shown inside by what looked like Secret Service...

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Funny story: Family Has Lost All Track Of Time During Virus Lockdown

Family Has Lost All Track Of Time During Virus Lockdown

A family of four who, like everybody else in Britain, have been enduring the Coronavirus lockdown with mounting frustration and irritation, have now been able to add 'confusion' to that list, after admitting to the fact that they had lost all track...

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Funny story: Man Considering Going Into Marble Production

Man Considering Going Into Marble Production

A man who has an uncanny sense of identifying social trends just before they happen, has said he is considering setting up a manufacturing works in order to go into full production of small, glass marbles. Marbles is a game of tact and skill tradi...

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Funny story: Man Admits He Talks To Himself

Man Admits He Talks To Himself

A man who would not reveal his identity for fear of appearing somewhat strange, has told of how he often talks to himself. Talking to oneself is considered by many people to suggest something eccentric, quirky, or even mad, but our man said he fin...

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Funny story: Man Oozes Confidence After Putting Cardboard Box On Head

Man Oozes Confidence After Putting Cardboard Box On Head

A man who, for as long as he can remember, has been shy when in the company of people he doesn't know, has suddenly unearthed a rich seam of confidence, by walking around with a cardboard box on his head. The man, Eric Stibbles, from Maidstone in...

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Funny story: Parrotman's Parrots Think He Is A Right Knobhead

Parrotman's Parrots Think He Is A Right Knobhead

Ted Parrotman, the man who changed his name and his appearance because he so much wanted to resemble his pet parrots, may have impressed a lot of people, but not the parrots themselves. They have nothing good to say about him whatsoever. For pe...

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Funny story: Parrotman Has Started To Squawk Like A Parrot

Parrotman Has Started To Squawk Like A Parrot

A man who, over a period of several years, underwent 'extreme body modification' in order to physically resemble his parrots, has now started to squawk like one. Ted Richards of Hartcliffe in Bristol, who subsequently changed his name to Ted Parro...

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Funny story: President Trump Reveals He Has Been Joking About Everything

President Trump Reveals He Has Been Joking About Everything

In a speech that will have sent shockwaves all around the world, President Donald Trump last night revealed that, despite all the evidence to the contrary, his antics over the past four years have been mere jest, he was "just joking", and he is surpr...

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Funny story: Trump: Area 51 To Be Walled Off

Trump: Area 51 To Be Walled Off

President Donald Trump has reacted to the threat by Facebook users to storm Area 51, by saying that he will build a wall around it. Area 51 is deep in the Nevada Desert, and used, according to the government, for military testing. More than one mi...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Admitted To Hospital After Site Crashes

Spoof Writer Admitted To Hospital After Site Crashes

A man was admitted to hospital last night suffering from what medical staff described as 'withdrawal symptoms', after the website he writes pointless stories for, mysteriously crashed. Moys Kenwood, 55, arrived at Hull Royal Infirmary in a state o...

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Funny story: Boy Decides To Sue His Parents So That He Can Go To Ibiza

Boy Decides To Sue His Parents So That He Can Go To Ibiza

A boy has told a group of his closest friends that he is to sue his parents for having him without his consent, so that he can pay for a holiday to Ibiza. Sam Bratt, 17, says he did not ask to be born, and, although he loves his life, and his pare...

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