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Funny story: Man Oozes Confidence After Putting Cardboard Box On Head

Man Oozes Confidence After Putting Cardboard Box On Head

A man who, for as long as he can remember, has been shy when in the company of people he doesn't know, has suddenly unearthed a rich seam of confidence, by walking around with a cardboard box on his head. The man, Eric Stibbles, from Maidstone in...

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Funny story: Parrotman's Parrots Think He Is A Right Knobhead

Parrotman's Parrots Think He Is A Right Knobhead

Ted Parrotman, the man who changed his name and his appearance because he so much wanted to resemble his pet parrots, may have impressed a lot of people, but not the parrots themselves. They have nothing good to say about him whatsoever. For pe...

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Funny story: Parrotman Has Started To Squawk Like A Parrot

Parrotman Has Started To Squawk Like A Parrot

A man who, over a period of several years, underwent 'extreme body modification' in order to physically resemble his parrots, has now started to squawk like one. Ted Richards of Hartcliffe in Bristol, who subsequently changed his name to Ted Parro...

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Funny story: President Trump Reveals He Has Been Joking About Everything

President Trump Reveals He Has Been Joking About Everything

In a speech that will have sent shockwaves all around the world, President Donald Trump last night revealed that, despite all the evidence to the contrary, his antics over the past four years have been mere jest, he was "just joking", and he is surpr...

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Funny story: Trump: Area 51 To Be Walled Off

Trump: Area 51 To Be Walled Off

President Donald Trump has reacted to the threat by Facebook users to storm Area 51, by saying that he will build a wall around it. Area 51 is deep in the Nevada Desert, and used, according to the government, for military testing. More than one mi...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Admitted To Hospital After Site Crashes

Spoof Writer Admitted To Hospital After Site Crashes

A man was admitted to hospital last night suffering from what medical staff described as 'withdrawal symptoms', after the website he writes pointless stories for, mysteriously crashed. Moys Kenwood, 55, arrived at Hull Royal Infirmary in a state o...

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Funny story: Boy Decides To Sue His Parents So That He Can Go To Ibiza

Boy Decides To Sue His Parents So That He Can Go To Ibiza

A boy has told a group of his closest friends that he is to sue his parents for having him without his consent, so that he can pay for a holiday to Ibiza. Sam Bratt, 17, says he did not ask to be born, and, although he loves his life, and his pare...

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Funny story: Are Coincidences Just a Coincidence, Déjà Vu or Imaginary?

Are Coincidences Just a Coincidence, Déjà Vu or Imaginary?

You've had the experience. You're on a train en route to a meeting at your office in Liverpool and you're attempting The Observer Everyman crossword but one clue is giving you a problem. You work through it again and just one thing fits - "Port Sunli...

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Funny story: President Trump Concludes On 'Concluding'

President Trump Concludes On 'Concluding'

US President, Donald Trump, has told anyone still not fed up of listening, that he is not yet satisfied with the impression the public have of him, and will continue doing his utmost until his position has become completely untenable, and he is locke...

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Funny story: Sinéad O'Connor Has Grown A Muslim Beard

Sinéad O'Connor Has Grown A Muslim Beard

Sinéad O'Connor, the Irish singer who recently renounced everything about herself, and then converted to Islam, has grown a Muslim-style beard. Beards amongst Muslim men are requisite, defining 'manliness', and are seen as imitating Muhammad, but...

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Funny story: Man Wakes Up To Find That He Can Recite Pi To A Million Places

Man Wakes Up To Find That He Can Recite Pi To A Million Places

There was a surprise in store for a man in Battambang on Sunday morning, when, woken suddenly from his slumbers by a carhorn outside his window, he started to recite the mathematical constant, Pi. Moys Kenwood, 55, was a reasonable Math student at...

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Funny story: Madness Quiz. Are You Mad? Take The Test

Madness Quiz. Are You Mad? Take The Test

Many people these days think that the term 'mad' can be used to describe someone that acts oddly, or unnaturally, or even in a way which is sometimes seen by others as funny, but the dictionary definition of 'mad' is somewhat different, and nothing w...

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Funny story: "Workers are bunch of Nutters," UK scientists say!

"Workers are bunch of Nutters," UK scientists say!

A theory often quoted by "numero uno" Spoofer, Jaggedone, and top global Nutter, has been confirmed by Brit scientists in a survey confirming that people who work are totally and utterly insane! "The world is bonkers," claimed Jaggedone many years...

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Funny story: VITRIOL [paid advertisement]

VITRIOL [paid advertisement]

Are you feeling left out of the action? Is the world passing you by without you being able to make any kind of difference? Are you full of discontent with the political situation in America but have neither the time nor the inclination to delve into the relevant issues to find out what's really going on? Well, fear not! The solution is at hand. VITRIOL (reg. trademark) from BS Laboratories c...

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Funny story: End of The Universe?

End of The Universe?

Scientists at the Hadron Particle Accelerator outside Geneva, Switzerland are all excited at being given 'permission' to conduct a "ground breaking" particle experiment in the 27 kilometre long tunnel. Lead particles will be accelerated at veloci...

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Funny story: As The World Reels From the Ukraine, Events Follow Elsewhere

As The World Reels From the Ukraine, Events Follow Elsewhere

United Nations, NYC, NY (STT News) - In North Korea, Harmonic, Joyful and Heavenly Leader of All Living Things, Kim Jong-Un, announced that his nation can no longer stand by and allow Israel to threaten its borders from afar. As a signal of warning t...

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Funny story: Auntie Jean Advises - Barry McCociner from Grinstead

Auntie Jean Advises - Barry McCociner from Grinstead

Barry McCociner asks: Auntie Jean: I have recently discovered secret messages on Tomato Sauce bottle labels. These messages form part of a code which, when you take the 3rd letter of each word and assemble the whole string of letters and reverse them, reveal top secret instructions about preparing a landing site for the forthcoming invasion of earth by aliens from the planet Zod. I...

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