Washington - After revealing to the world on the White House lawn that he is actually the Most High, Son of Man, Chosen One, Savior of Israel, King of Kings and Lord of Lords, President Trump was told by the Danish Prime Minister, nevertheless, his desire to own Greenland was “absurd” and would not happen.
God (née Trump) tweeted his displeasure last evening at the Danes defiance.
“Perhaps the fake Prime Minister should read about what happened to the Pharaoh and Egyptians when they tried to stand in the way of me, the Chosen One. It’s written right there in Two Corinthians”.
“Me and my people shall inherit the promised land, Greenland”.
