Mar-A-Lago, FL President Donald Trump, looking to save face as the world laughed at him for trying to buy Greenland, threatened to declare war on Denmark yesterday.
"Greenland is part of our Manifest Destiny. If Denmark doesn't want to sell us what's rightfully ours, we'll have to just take it. It's sad but has to be done. Denmark is a nice country and all, but they have to be taught a lesson about not giving me something that I want," said Trump.
Donald Trump, Jr. and Eric Trump were sent to Greenland to plant a flag there to make it official. They got turned around and ended up in Bermuda, which they have just claimed for the U.S.
