Moscow Mitch Doesn't like Being Called Moscow Mitch!

Written by JinoLeFeeto

Friday, 2 August 2019

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Moscow Mtich says: It's not fair!

U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell this week complained about being labled "Moscow Mitch", based on his not allowing legislation to strengthen preventive measures against Russian interference in U.S. elections.

Leningrad Lindsey Graham came to Moscow Mitch's defense, saying, "Moscow Mitch would never do anything to block something to help America! He's not blocking anything and right now Russia has terrible wildfires so it is not good timing that's all."

"I'm working hard with President Trump to send 400,000 leaf rakes to Russia. It should help them deal with several million acres of dried undergrowth in Siberia," said McConnell.

Meanwhile in Kentucky the Moscow Mitch movement is flourishing as thousand of t shirts, buttons and bumper stickers are flying off of the shelves."

"This is just not like Mitch", said one of his D.C. aids, "He never seems to get upset, but this morning he threw a tantrum and yelled, 'its not fair! its not fair!, its not fair!' about 100 times.

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