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Dr Dre 'Struck Off' For Using Excessive Bad Language

Funny story: Dr Dre 'Struck Off' For Using Excessive Bad Language

American rap star, record producer and medic Dr Dre has incurred the wrath of the US medical community and has been 'struck off' after senior members lost patience with his incessant and excessive bad language. Dre, real name Dr. Andre Young, was,...

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No Swear Box No Cry

David Bellman of Cornwall has been declared to be Britain's "sweariest man" after he was arrested for an outburst directed at a park bench. David currently holds the record for most swear words in a sentence (47) and most curse words said in a minute...

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Glass Swear Box Sales Increase Dramatically After Trump Win

Funny story: Glass Swear Box Sales Increase Dramatically After Trump Win

Seattle, WA - Sales of the "Glass Swear Box" have increased to unprecedented levels after Donald Tump's presidential election win. The box is a 7-foot glass enclosure in which owners can step in and vent all of their frustrations. A user can swear,...

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Elderly resident laments changing of the times, wishes 'cocksucker' was still popular

Funny story: Elderly resident laments changing of the times, wishes 'cocksucker' was still popular

Harfold, Vt. - Harfold resident Samuel Cater, 86, pondered today the changes he's witnessed throughout the years, and he regrets seeing so much slip out of fashion. "I remember," reminisced Cater setting his Playboy aside, "when you could call som...

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'I swear' political ad runs in to trouble as Cameron overheard swearing

The 'Ballot Ballad', a Skye News mash up presenting the Political Leaders as ready to promise ANYTHING, in their bid for votes, has run into difficulty. A bootleg version of the piece includes audio of the PM , using most un Eton - like language,...

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#@%&#! Will No Longer Be Used To Represent Swear Words

Cartoonists and others who for decades have used "#@%&#!" to represent curse words are outraged by a plan to cease using the symbols. Beginning July 1st, #@%&#! will be replaced by "<>?{}!," said Lunabird Fistermacher of the US Departm...

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Romney demands the Dalai Lama be thrown out of US following his "fuck it" remark!

Funny story: Romney demands the Dalai Lama be thrown out of US following his "fuck it" remark!

BROWN UNIVERSITY, Rhode Island (ABSNN) - His Holiness, the Dalai Lama was thought to have told students who did not share his message of love and universal peace to "fuck off" or "fuck it," according to the closed-caption banner running beneath his v...

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Kids listening to your MP3s? There's an app for that

Funny story: Kids listening to your MP3s? There's an app for that

With modern cars, such as the iKia, coming with iPhone docks integrating the iPhone into the car's music and navigation systems, drivers with kids are faced with a stark reality: either select all of the songs that are 'safe' for kids to listen to an...

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Cursing Banned in Massachusetts Town - 30 Days in Jail or $2000 Fine For Using F-Word - Rest Of America Likely To Follow Suit

Funny story: Cursing Banned in Massachusetts Town - 30 Days in Jail or $2000 Fine For Using F-Word - Rest Of America Likely To Follow Suit

Public cursing or swearing on the street, in bars or any location outside of the home has been banned in the small town of Middleborough, Mass. It is now illegal to use the F-Word and transgressors could face fines up to $2000 or/and 30 days in th...

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Top chef simmers ribs

Celebrity chef Gordon Pansay suffered several minor injuries at his restaurant in a heated incident yesterday. True to form, Gordon was leaning over the hot plates, intent on swearing at junior staff. But the hot plates were still red hot and sear...

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The English Language in Crisis: F-word No Longer Dirty

Funny story: The English Language in Crisis: F-word No Longer Dirty

After a three day closed-door meeting, an elite group of scholars affiliated with various international publishers and academic institutions announced its decision to change the official classification of the F-word. From now on, it's no longer a cur...

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Automated Announcement Wrongly Told Passengers Their Plane Was About To Crash!

Funny story: Automated Announcement Wrongly Told Passengers Their Plane Was About To Crash!

A six month trial period by one of Britain's major airlines, using only pre-recorded automated announcements to their passengers during their flights led to passenger terror recently when a stewardess on a flight from Miami to Heathrow pressed the wr...

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Swearing at police is not a crime, rules High Court judge

Funny story: Swearing at police is not a crime, rules High Court judge

Swearing at police is no longer a crime because officers hear foul-mouthed abuse too often to be offended, a High Court judge has ruled. The landmark judgement came as Mr Justice Bean overturned a public order conviction of a young suspect who rep...

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QPR stars face FA charges for using c*** word on Twitter

Funny story: QPR stars face FA charges for using c*** word on Twitter

QPR stars may be on the end of a G Spot fine from the FA for tweeting the word c***. "The word c*** is naughty and we forbid footballers to use it in tweets" said FA Chairman Sir Roger Clunge . 29 year old Sean Wright-Phillips and Shaun Derry,...

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Wimbledon Grunting Blamed For Tourette's Outbreak (Parental Advisory - Contains Swearing)

Funny story: Wimbledon Grunting Blamed For Tourette's Outbreak (Parental Advisory - Contains Swearing)

Other than being extremely annoying, the constant grunting of tennis players at this year's Wimbledon tennis championships may have far wider implications. Shit! Social observers have noticed a marked increase in antisocial grunting, swearing,...

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Barnsley Swearing Police On Patrol

Funny story: Barnsley Swearing Police On Patrol

Get caught swearing in Barnsley from next month and you could face a fine of £80. People will be asked to report anyone causing offence or intimidation by the use of bad language. The fines process follows discussions between South Yorkshire Po...

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Parrot Turns Zoo Air Blue

Funny story: Parrot Turns Zoo Air Blue

Visitors to a zoo in Devon have been complaining about the foul-mouthed antics of Jasper, a scarlet macaw. The bird has apparently been hurling abuse at visitors at Darmoor Zoo. He is so loud that he can be heard squawking his obscenities througho...

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Controversy at the World Scrabble Championships

Funny story: Controversy at the World Scrabble Championships

Controversy has rocked the World Scrabble Championships in Milton Keynes this week. In the final game between Gary O'Lean and Petra Olium, Olium thought she was on a winner, knowing her opponent was left with a K, W and F, and she was a little over s...

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Breaking news…

Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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