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Funny story: Writing Website Didn't Explain Writing Very Well

Writing Website Didn't Explain Writing Very Well

An educational website that claimed it had an easy way for its readers to remember how to spell certain words has failed in its mission, after one man spotted a glaring error in its logic. Moys Kenwood, 57, wanted to check the spelling of the word...

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Funny story: Yale University Bans English Language

Yale University Bans English Language

Citing a legacy of colonial oppression, Yale University announced on Friday, that use of the English language will no longer be permitted on campus, effective July 1st. Other languages will also be affected. Spanish and French are right out. Due t...

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Funny story: Words You Might Not Be Familiar With

Words You Might Not Be Familiar With

The English language is a 'living language'; it grows, develops and changes. New words come into the language all the time, and are absorbed into it without so much as a blink of an eye. These include foreign words, and even slang words, or words...

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Funny story: English Teacher Counted Windows In Condo Across The Road To Alleviate Boredom

English Teacher Counted Windows In Condo Across The Road To Alleviate Boredom

An English teacher at a school in Bangkok has revealed how, during lessons with a particularly difficult and unresponsive young child, he became so thoroughly bored, that he regularly counted the number of windows in the condominium opposite. The...

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Funny story: Andy Carroll Is Coming Back!

Andy Carroll Is Coming Back!

Regular hospital patient and part time footballer, Andy Carroll, has re-joined his boyhood club, Newcastle, on a free transfer. Andy, who has spent the last 6 years swanning around London nightclubs, admits he can’t wait to get stuck in again at his...

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Funny story: Man Opened Dictionary On Very Rude Word

Man Opened Dictionary On Very Rude Word

A man who picked up an English/Khmer dictionary from a table, and randomly opened it, noticed a swear word at the top of the page that clean took his breath away. The unsavory incident happened at a school during break time, when the man saw the b...

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Funny story: Learning The Alphabet As Simple As ABC

Learning The Alphabet As Simple As ABC

A source uninvolved with education has said that learning to speak English, is the "easiest thing in the world", and he doesn't really know what all the fuss is about. Dave Clever, a plumber, said: "Learning English wasn't difficult, it was a p...

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Funny story: Fish claim compensation

Fish claim compensation

A school of mackerel, represented by their attorney, Donald Bass, has filed a claim for compensation from federal authorities on account of unfair exploitation within the English language. "It's a delicate issue," explained Bass. "My clients are b...

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Funny story: Game's Instructions Are Not Easy To Understand

Game's Instructions Are Not Easy To Understand

A children's memory game purchased in Bangkok but - crucially - made in China, contains a set of instructions that can only reasonably be described as 'bewildering' The game, Clever Friend by Dongba Toys, was bought at Tang Hua Seng by English tea...

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Funny story: Man Confused By Spellings

Man Confused By Spellings

A man in the Cambodian second-city of Battambang has reported that he became confused over the weekend , when he started thinking about the word 'millennium'. Moys Kenwood, 54, claims he has always had trouble with this word and other words which...

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Funny story: German Teens Condemn 'unfair' English Exam in Petition

German Teens Condemn 'unfair' English Exam in Petition

Grappling with Brexit in one English exam proved too much for more than 30,000 German school students, who are protesting in an online petition. About 31,000 students sat the English exam in the south-west German state of Baden-Württemberg but the pe...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Says He's Been Daydreaming About Being Twerked By Megyn Kelly

Russell Brand Says He's Been Daydreaming About Being Twerked By Megyn Kelly

NEW YORK CITY - English comedian Russell Brand appeared on The Viagra View with Regis Philbin and Larry King. Regis asked him what he thought about the controversial statement that FOX News reporter Megyn Kelly had made stating that Santa Claus is...

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Funny story: UK's Prince Philip accidentally frozen in cryogenic pod with Walt Disney's head

UK's Prince Philip accidentally frozen in cryogenic pod with Walt Disney's head

Prince Philip, the Queen of England's escort, has fallen into a secret cryogenic chamber a mile below California's Disneyland. Inspecting the pods where Sleeping Beauty and Walt Disney's head are stored "The Dook" was leaning over the safety barr...

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Funny story: Costa Rica Is Contemplating A Name Change

Costa Rica Is Contemplating A Name Change

SAN JOSE, Costa Rica - The Central American country of Costa Rica has expressed a desire to move into the computer era. President Kiko Sombrero met with his two chief advisers and they discussed the possibility of a name change. The president s...

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Funny story: Study Reveals "Conversate" Is Not A Word

Study Reveals "Conversate" Is Not A Word

ATLANTA, GA- After a long, six month research period it was discovered that conversate is not a word. This study comes from 40 year old, Geoffrey Bentine, who while in a conversation with a friend said, "Can we conversate later?" In turn his frie...

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Funny story: English GCSE results: Does it effect peoples ability's in todays journalism?

English GCSE results: Does it effect peoples ability's in todays journalism?

With the legal challenge over this years English examinations expected to be pushed through with some urgance, many are asking if a GCSE in English truly has any affect on the quality of articles being written by currant journalists. If the English...

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Funny story: English Professor Threatens BBC Over "Them"

English Professor Threatens BBC Over "Them"

Professor Finn L. Straw is threatening to blow up one of the BBC's broadcasting masts if his demands are not met. The drama began last night as this publication went to press. His protest concerns the use of the word "them" instead of "those" and the...

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