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Funny story: Andy Carroll Is Coming Back!

Andy Carroll Is Coming Back!

Regular hospital patient and part time footballer, Andy Carroll, has re-joined his boyhood club, Newcastle, on a free transfer. Andy, who has spent the last 6 years swanning around London nightclubs, admits he can’t wait to get stuck in again at his...

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Funny story: Man Opened Dictionary On Very Rude Word

Man Opened Dictionary On Very Rude Word

A man who picked up an English/Khmer dictionary from a table, and randomly opened it, noticed a swear word at the top of the page that clean took his breath away. The unsavory incident happened at a school during break time, when the man saw the b...

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Funny story: Learning The Alphabet As Simple As ABC

Learning The Alphabet As Simple As ABC

A source uninvolved with education has said that learning to speak English, is the "easiest thing in the world", and he doesn't really know what all the fuss is about. Dave Clever, a plumber, said: "Learning English wasn't difficult, it was a p...

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Funny story: Fish claim compensation

Fish claim compensation

A school of mackerel, represented by their attorney, Donald Bass, has filed a claim for compensation from federal authorities on account of unfair exploitation within the English language. "It's a delicate issue," explained Bass. "My clients are b...

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Funny story: Game's Instructions Are Not Easy To Understand

Game's Instructions Are Not Easy To Understand

A children's memory game purchased in Bangkok but - crucially - made in China, contains a set of instructions that can only reasonably be described as 'bewildering' The game, Clever Friend by Dongba Toys, was bought at Tang Hua Seng by English tea...

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Funny story: Man Confused By Spellings

Man Confused By Spellings

A man in the Cambodian second-city of Battambang has reported that he became confused over the weekend , when he started thinking about the word 'millennium'. Moys Kenwood, 54, claims he has always had trouble with this word and other words which...

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Funny story: German Teens Condemn 'unfair' English Exam in Petition

German Teens Condemn 'unfair' English Exam in Petition

Grappling with Brexit in one English exam proved too much for more than 30,000 German school students, who are protesting in an online petition. About 31,000 students sat the English exam in the south-west German state of Baden-Württemberg but the pe...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Says He's Been Daydreaming About Being Twerked By Megyn Kelly

Russell Brand Says He's Been Daydreaming About Being Twerked By Megyn Kelly

NEW YORK CITY - English comedian Russell Brand appeared on The Viagra View with Regis Philbin and Larry King. Regis asked him what he thought about the controversial statement that FOX News reporter Megyn Kelly had made stating that Santa Claus is...

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Funny story: UK's Prince Philip accidentally frozen in cryogenic pod with Walt Disney's head

UK's Prince Philip accidentally frozen in cryogenic pod with Walt Disney's head

Prince Philip, the Queen of England's escort, has fallen into a secret cryogenic chamber a mile below California's Disneyland. Inspecting the pods where Sleeping Beauty and Walt Disney's head are stored "The Dook" was leaning over the safety barr...

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Funny story: Costa Rica Is Contemplating A Name Change

Costa Rica Is Contemplating A Name Change

SAN JOSE, Costa Rica - The Central American country of Costa Rica has expressed a desire to move into the computer era. President Kiko Sombrero met with his two chief advisers and they discussed the possibility of a name change. The president s...

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Funny story: Study Reveals "Conversate" Is Not A Word

Study Reveals "Conversate" Is Not A Word

ATLANTA, GA- After a long, six month research period it was discovered that conversate is not a word. This study comes from 40 year old, Geoffrey Bentine, who while in a conversation with a friend said, "Can we conversate later?" In turn his frie...

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Funny story: English GCSE results: Does it effect peoples ability's in todays journalism?

English GCSE results: Does it effect peoples ability's in todays journalism?

With the legal challenge over this years English examinations expected to be pushed through with some urgance, many are asking if a GCSE in English truly has any affect on the quality of articles being written by currant journalists. If the English...

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Funny story: English Professor Threatens BBC Over "Them"

English Professor Threatens BBC Over "Them"

Professor Finn L. Straw is threatening to blow up one of the BBC's broadcasting masts if his demands are not met. The drama began last night as this publication went to press. His protest concerns the use of the word "them" instead of "those" and the...

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Funny story: French and English Soccer Fans Trade Personal Hygiene Tips Not Punches

French and English Soccer Fans Trade Personal Hygiene Tips Not Punches

For the first time during the European Soccer Championships rival supporters have come together in a friendly manner, united by a common thread and not hurled insults and abuse at each other. In a refreshing change, English and French fans came to...

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Funny story: "Alex Salmond would do well to remember Panama.."

"Alex Salmond would do well to remember Panama.."

A friend told me about a week or so before we left that he couldn't quite believe it was actually happening and weren't we concerned about racism. I recall frowning with genuine confusion. It wasn't as though John had ever been one to over-dramatise, that always fell to his wife, Lucy, and even as we had this conversation, she was frantically talking to her mother, advising her where the 'Meni...

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Funny story: English Language To Receive Overhaul

English Language To Receive Overhaul

The English language is to receive a massive overhaul in 2013, say experts from the Guild Of Dictionary Writers. Spokesmen say that the language has become cluttered and over-complicated in recent years, with many new words being added and spellin...

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Funny story: Englishmen Losing Their Macho Image And Turning Into Effeminate Wimps

Englishmen Losing Their Macho Image And Turning Into Effeminate Wimps

The popular global image of Englishmen being shaven headed beer swilling brutes, shirtless in sub-zero temperatures, snarling, shouting a lot, and making rude remarks accompanied by obscene gestures to passing ladies, fighting in lumps, and having kn...

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