Written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 3 March 2019

image for Man wishes people would take his complaints seriously, like they do that Mr Trump
They still don't take my complaints seriously, do they?

Brick Mandelay, 47, is bitterly complaining, again.

"God, I have so many things to complain about," said the cossetted and really very lucky middle-aged chap. "I wake up in the morning, and I have to go to work, where everyone is a bit of a prick, and then I have to come home again, where everyone is also a bit of a prick".

Grace, Brick's wife, said "All he ever does is complain. When I first met him, I thought, or at least hoped, that it was a stage he would grow out of. It isn't. Now I am stuck with him, until either death or murder gets in the way. A sharp blunt instrument would give him something to really complain about. When I think of all of the men I could have had..."

Donald Trump has wasted two hours of his life as a President complaining about the press.....Honestly, a multi-billionaire president complaining. Whatever next?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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