Man wishes people would take his complaints seriously, like they do that Mr Trump

Written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 3 March 2019

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They still don't take my complaints seriously, do they?

Brick Mandelay, 47, is bitterly complaining, again.

"God, I have so many things to complain about," said the cossetted and really very lucky middle-aged chap. "I wake up in the morning, and I have to go to work, where everyone is a bit of a prick, and then I have to come home again, where everyone is also a bit of a prick".

Grace, Brick's wife, said "All he ever does is complain. When I first met him, I thought, or at least hoped, that it was a stage he would grow out of. It isn't. Now I am stuck with him, until either death or murder gets in the way. A sharp blunt instrument would give him something to really complain about. When I think of all of the men I could have had..."

Donald Trump has wasted two hours of his life as a President complaining about the press.....Honestly, a multi-billionaire president complaining. Whatever next?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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