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Funny story: A Category 3 Hurricane Got Demolished By A Category 6 Tsunami

A Category 3 Hurricane Got Demolished By A Category 6 Tsunami

OFF THE COAST OF VENEZUELA - (Satire News) - A story that has been put out by The Global Source News Agency states that something that has never happened before in the world of weather has just occurred. GSNA writer Topeka Joplin, not to be confus…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Says That Tsunamis Are Nothing More Than Big Gigantic Fucking Tidal Waves

Marjorie Taylor Greene Says That Tsunamis Are Nothing More Than Big Gigantic Fucking Tidal Waves

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene, who recently received her GED, told one of her congressional aides that she does not understand what all the talk about the so-called Global Warming is all about. MTG, who says that she ha…

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Funny story: Weather Experts Predict a Wayward Tsunami Will Hit Boston In May, 2022

Weather Experts Predict a Wayward Tsunami Will Hit Boston In May, 2022

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The nation’s top weather experts are predicting that one of the biggest tsunamis in the history of the Eastern Atlantic coast will hit Boston as a category 5 tsunami. The mayor of Boston, Kim Janey, issued a directi…

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Funny story: President Biden Threatens To Sue The State of Iowa

President Biden Threatens To Sue The State of Iowa

DES MOINES, Iowa – (US Satire) – The “Fly-Over” state of Iowa has just been informed that President Biden has let it be known that they are very close to getting their cornfield asses sued. POTUS stated that the FBI showed him a report that showed…

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Funny story: Meteorologists Fear That If A Category 5 Tsunami Hits Key West, Florida, The Island Is History

Meteorologists Fear That If A Category 5 Tsunami Hits Key West, Florida, The Island Is History

MIAMI – (Satire News) – Many weather-related topics were recently discussed at the annual meeting of The American Meteorological Guild (AMG). One topic that was discussed concerns the island town of Key West, Florida. As everyone knows Key West ju…

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Funny story: A Missouri Con Artist is Arrested For Selling Fake Tsunami Insurance

A Missouri Con Artist is Arrested For Selling Fake Tsunami Insurance

JOPLIN, Missouri – (Satire News) – Police in Joplin, Missouri have taken Wally B. Haymarket into custody after receiving dozens of complaints from local residents. It appears that Wally, who stands 6-foot-10-inches tall, but weighs only 142 pounds…

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Funny story: Tsunami hits Hartlepool, UK

Tsunami hits Hartlepool, UK

(NOT EDITED) Hartlepool, UK, is a town parked on the North Sea coast which nobody has ever heard of apart from 'Hartlepool-ians'. However, last night the global tabloid press sent their reporters there, with drones, because it was reported a massive…

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Funny story: A Leading Seismologist Predicts That a Gigantic Tsunami Will Probably Hit Malibu Beach in July of 2021

A Leading Seismologist Predicts That a Gigantic Tsunami Will Probably Hit Malibu Beach in July of 2021

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) - One of the state’s leading seismologists is predicting that a huge tsunami could hit Malibu Beach in May of 2021. Gavin Stravinsky has successfully predicted tsunamis in the Philippines, New Zealand, at the South Pole…

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Funny story: Florida May Have To Close

Florida May Have To Close

TALLAHASSEE, Florida – The governor of Florida has just announced that the Coronavirus pandemic has become so widespread, and so out-of-control, that he is thinking about closing the entire state. Gov. Ron DeSantis, said that he blames himself for...

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Funny story: God Has Had Enough! It's The End Of The World!

God Has Had Enough! It's The End Of The World!

After further volcanic eruptions at Krakatoa, and Monday's 'unrest' at Mount Etna in Sicily, it's been confirmed that God has had just about as much as he can stand, as has decided to put a stop to it all, with the End of the World. Last week's un...

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Funny story: CBS - The Weather Forecast

CBS - The Weather Forecast

CBS: NEWS ANNOUNCER. And it sure does look like the New World Order boys are determined to make a backyard religious skirmish between oppressed Iraqis and Jews into a global conflict between East and West, Muslims Versus Christians. How 'bout that...

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Funny story: Channel Tunnel brought to a standstill by Brits hoping to escape the Island!

Channel Tunnel brought to a standstill by Brits hoping to escape the Island!

Jaggedone's CIA (cockroach Infiltration Army) special demographic upheaval reporter, Sir Bob Subterranean-Blues-Witherspoon, spent a filthy night under the English Channel observing an Exodus (Bob Marley intro please) of True Brits flooding the Chann...

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Funny story: Worst Ever Tsunami

Worst Ever Tsunami

This time of year is always high on calamities; but nobody on earth was prepared for this one. A mighty tsunami of human excrement that had accumulated in the North Atlantic over many years has been unleashed. Myriad towns and villages in North A...

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Funny story: The Weather Channel's Jim Cantore Calls California News Anchors Wusses For Diving Underneath Their Desks During A Mild Earthquake

The Weather Channel's Jim Cantore Calls California News Anchors Wusses For Diving Underneath Their Desks During A Mild Earthquake

LOS ANGELES - The Weather Channel's pride and joy Meteorologist Jim Cantore was in L.A. doing a story on mudslides when he was asked about the recent earthquakes that have been hitting Tinsel Town. Cantore took a swig from his Hercules VII Protein...

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Funny story: Gilbert Gottfried Found Living In A Rundown Trailer House In Arkansas

Gilbert Gottfried Found Living In A Rundown Trailer House In Arkansas

MAGNOLIA, Arkansas - Former comedian Gilbert Gottfried has said that he never realized that he could have been so dumb, so stupid, and so utterly ignorant as to try and make a joke out of the devastating Japanese tsunami of 2010. Gottfried's joke...

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Funny story: Bulgarian tsunami sweeping towards the UK!

Bulgarian tsunami sweeping towards the UK!

EU seismoligists have predicted a rather huge volcanic eruption after January 1st in the Balkan area and warn about a huge wave, likeable to a tsunami, that will travel westwards and smother all low-lying countries including the UK. The tsunami wi...

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Funny story: 5 Million Tons of Rotting Rubbish Is Floating Towards California

5 Million Tons of Rotting Rubbish Is Floating Towards California

CATALINA ISLAND, California - The United States Coast Guard has just notified the governor of California that they have spotted a huge mound of rotting rubbish that is heading for the West Coast. Captain Jonas P. Plattski, 53, stated that he estim...

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