The Kremlin Voice reports that a devastating tsunami has sunk a Russian naval destroyer. The KV states that the Russian warship, "The Olga Svetsinovich," sunk within 14 minutes of getting hit by the massive wave, which was taller than a seven stor…
FUKUOKA, Japan - (Spoof News) - Japan's Bonsai News Agency is reporting that one of the biggest tsunamis in history has just hit southern Japan, caused by a massive explosion at a whipped cream factory. The tsunami, nicknamed Uippi nami (Whippy Wa…
OFF THE COAST OF VENEZUELA - (Satire News) - A story that has been put out by The Global Source News Agency states that something that has never happened before in the world of weather has just occurred. GSNA writer Topeka Joplin, not to be confus…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene, who recently received her GED, told one of her congressional aides that she does not understand what all the talk about the so-called Global Warming is all about. MTG, who says that she ha…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The nation’s top weather experts are predicting that one of the biggest tsunamis in the history of the Eastern Atlantic coast will hit Boston as a category 5 tsunami. The mayor of Boston, Kim Janey, issued a directi…
DES MOINES, Iowa – (US Satire) – The “Fly-Over” state of Iowa has just been informed that President Biden has let it be known that they are very close to getting their cornfield asses sued. POTUS stated that the FBI showed him a report that showed…
MIAMI – (Satire News) – Many weather-related topics were recently discussed at the annual meeting of The American Meteorological Guild (AMG). One topic that was discussed concerns the island town of Key West, Florida. As everyone knows Key West ju…
JOPLIN, Missouri – (Satire News) – Police in Joplin, Missouri have taken Wally B. Haymarket into custody after receiving dozens of complaints from local residents. It appears that Wally, who stands 6-foot-10-inches tall, but weighs only 142 pounds…
(NOT EDITED) Hartlepool, UK, is a town parked on the North Sea coast which nobody has ever heard of apart from 'Hartlepool-ians'. However, last night the global tabloid press sent their reporters there, with drones, because it was reported a massive…
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) - One of the state’s leading seismologists is predicting that a huge tsunami could hit Malibu Beach in May of 2021. Gavin Stravinsky has successfully predicted tsunamis in the Philippines, New Zealand, at the South Pole…
TALLAHASSEE, Florida – The governor of Florida has just announced that the Coronavirus pandemic has become so widespread, and so out-of-control, that he is thinking about closing the entire state. Gov. Ron DeSantis, said that he blames himself for...
After further volcanic eruptions at Krakatoa, and Monday's 'unrest' at Mount Etna in Sicily, it's been confirmed that God has had just about as much as he can stand, as has decided to put a stop to it all, with the End of the World. Last week's un...
CBS: NEWS ANNOUNCER. And it sure does look like the New World Order boys are determined to make a backyard religious skirmish between oppressed Iraqis and Jews into a global conflict between East and West, Muslims Versus Christians. How 'bout that...
Jaggedone's CIA (cockroach Infiltration Army) special demographic upheaval reporter, Sir Bob Subterranean-Blues-Witherspoon, spent a filthy night under the English Channel observing an Exodus (Bob Marley intro please) of True Brits flooding the Chann...
This time of year is always high on calamities; but nobody on earth was prepared for this one. A mighty tsunami of human excrement that had accumulated in the North Atlantic over many years has been unleashed. Myriad towns and villages in North A...
LOS ANGELES - The Weather Channel's pride and joy Meteorologist Jim Cantore was in L.A. doing a story on mudslides when he was asked about the recent earthquakes that have been hitting Tinsel Town. Cantore took a swig from his Hercules VII Protein...
MAGNOLIA, Arkansas - Former comedian Gilbert Gottfried has said that he never realized that he could have been so dumb, so stupid, and so utterly ignorant as to try and make a joke out of the devastating Japanese tsunami of 2010. Gottfried's joke...
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