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Funny story: Man Delayed Going To Work Hoping For Some Catastrophic Natural Disaster

Man Delayed Going To Work Hoping For Some Catastrophic Natural Disaster

A man who hates going to work has told how he delayed going in this morning in the hope that some natural catastrophe such as an earthquake, hurricane, typhoon, monsoon, Biblical flood, volcanic eruption, or fireball from space might save him the bot...

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Funny story: California Earthquakes Part of a Plot To Eject Golden State

California Earthquakes Part of a Plot To Eject Golden State

The plot to separate California from the rest of the country has been exposed thanks to a government whistleblower. Although the truth has come out, it might be too late to save California because the plan is in motion and unstoppable. Operation F...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Swallowed Up By Hole In The Ground

Donald Trump Swallowed Up By Hole In The Ground

There were scenes of utter and outright pandemonium outside Buckingham Palace this afternoon, as US President, Donald Trump, in the UK on a three-day state visit, and on his way to meet the Queen and the rest of the royal family, was literally swallo...

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Funny story: God Has Had Enough! It's The End Of The World!

God Has Had Enough! It's The End Of The World!

After further volcanic eruptions at Krakatoa, and Monday's 'unrest' at Mount Etna in Sicily, it's been confirmed that God has had just about as much as he can stand, as has decided to put a stop to it all, with the End of the World. Last week's un...

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Funny story: Earth's rotation slowed due to global farting

Earth's rotation slowed due to global farting

Geneva, Switzerland - Professor Grostrou DuCul of Le Pied Malodorant University held a small press conference this afternoon to clarify how global warming is producing earth quakes. According to the Professor both animals and humans turn their ba...

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Funny story: Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Hurricanes and Earthquakes

Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Hurricanes and Earthquakes

Washington, DC "I got tired of all these disasters upstaging me and getting all the press. It was time SOMEBODY stood up and did something about all these hurricanes and earthquakes EVERY YEAR! Well, now it will be illegal for that to happen. TAKE TH...

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Funny story: LAPD Prepared With 500 Mile Roll of Yellow 'Police Line - Do Not Cross' Tape

LAPD Prepared With 500 Mile Roll of Yellow 'Police Line - Do Not Cross' Tape

Los Angeles, CA - Police Chief for the LAPD, Billy Clubemhard, said that they were nearly done rolling up a massive 500 mile roll of 'POLICE LINE - DO NOT CROSS' tape, for when Los Angeles inevitably becomes a giant cesspool of squalor so uninhabitab...

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Funny story: Nepal earthquake: China blames Dalai Llama fracking ops

Nepal earthquake: China blames Dalai Llama fracking ops

Beijing, China - Vast crude reserves beneath Mount Everest are being harvested by the head of Tibetan Buddhism's hydraulic fracturing operations triggering earthquakes and aftershocks. According to the Beijing-based Who Flung Dung investigative t...

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Funny story: UK Search and Rescue Team fail to locate Nepal

UK Search and Rescue Team fail to locate Nepal

24 hours after their departure, the UK's premier search and rescue organisation, The Hampstead Heath Search and Rescue Sunday Club, have been forced to return home after failing to locate Nepal. Upon learning of the catastrophic earthquake in Nepa...

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Funny story: Friday the 13th tremors for Valentines-hating Saudi Arabia

Friday the 13th tremors for Valentines-hating Saudi Arabia

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia - The selling of red roses and heart-themed paraphernalia is outlawed in the tyrannical Kingdom where anyone celebrating Valentines Day is likely to cop a thousand lashes. This weekend a rare seismic alignment sees the notorio...

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Funny story: Giant Mexican crack named after Salma Hayek

Giant Mexican crack named after Salma Hayek

Mexico - A 3,000ft long, 26ft deep and 16ft wide trench that sprang up overnight between Hermosillo and the Coast has been dubbed Salma Hayek's Crack in honor of the famous Mexican actress. Locals say the fissure opened up after the earth moved l...

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Funny story: S.F. Man & Dog Earn Earthquake Money On Street, But Fear PETA!

S.F. Man & Dog Earn Earthquake Money On Street, But Fear PETA!

A San Francisco man and his dog do a pretty good business on the streets of San Francisco, one step ahead of PETA. The man won't give his name as he may have to check out fast but he claims that the first few times he and Arnold who was also on th...

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Funny story: Mexican Earthquake Killed By Drug Cartel

Mexican Earthquake Killed By Drug Cartel

A powerful magnitude-7.2 earthquake that shook central and southern Mexico on Friday was abducted by one of the country's most dangerous drug cartels, then tortured and disemboweled, with its epicenter ending up in the swimming pool of an Acapulco ar...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Says She Has The Answer To The California Earthquake Problems

Paris Hilton Says She Has The Answer To The California Earthquake Problems

BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton has always stated that she has a reputation for being a ditzy blonde but she says nothing could be farther from the truth. She recently told Gary Busey host of The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show that she is really a whole lo...

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Funny story: Cucamonga Teacher Invents Earthquake Underwear Spray

Cucamonga Teacher Invents Earthquake Underwear Spray

CUCAMONGA - Petula Lemonfizz, who has lived in California all of her life has just become an overnight millionaire. The Cucamonga English teacher said that she just got sick and tired of having her bra and panties end up around her ankles every ti...

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Funny story: Al-Qaeda Says That If Sarah Palin Thinks They Can Actually Cause Earthquakes Then She's Fruitier Than A Corsicana Fruit Cake

Al-Qaeda Says That If Sarah Palin Thinks They Can Actually Cause Earthquakes Then She's Fruitier Than A Corsicana Fruit Cake

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin recently told Political Salad Bar Magazine that she really and truly believes that the earthquakes that have been devastating California are being caused by Al-Qaeda operatives living in the USA. A spokesperson for th...

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Funny story: The US Department of Weather Claims That The Yellowstone Volcano and The Volcanoes In California Could Trigger Earthquakes As Far Away As Africa

The US Department of Weather Claims That The Yellowstone Volcano and The Volcanoes In California Could Trigger Earthquakes As Far Away As Africa

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Weather has just announced that between Global Warming and Mother Nature the world could be in for some catastrophic weather calamities. They have stressed that the underground volcano that lies b...

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