The BuzzFuzz News Agency (Russia) is reporting that a catastrophically disastrous earthquake measuring 7.9 on the Richter Scale hit the nation's capitol. The earthquake destroyed several Moscow bars as well as several beauty salons, a massage parl…
A powerful 8.8 earthquake has hit the Chinese capitol of Hong Kong causing widespread havoc. Boom Boom News (China) reports that the "Shaker" as earthquakes are referred to in China, has devastated the fortune cookie industry. Reports are that…
Ipso Facto News (Scotland) is reporting that a huge earthquake fault has just formed in southern Scotland. Scottish authorities have investigated and they say that although it is not in the same league as California's San Andreas Fault, the Scotti…
Moscow was rocked to its core when a 6.9 earthquake hit Russia's capitol city at 2:59 am. The Kremlin reported that 37 portraits of President Vladimir Nikita Putin were knocked off the wall and landed on the imported Italian marble floor. The K…
BERN, Switizerland - (Spoof News) - Hold onto your tulips, folks! Switzerland has been shaken to its core by a massive 7.7 earthquake that hit at 4:04 am Tijuana, Mexico, time, and sent shockwaves through the country's beloved tulip industry. Lucy…
BOISE, Idaho - (Spoop News) - The Boise Idahoan Gazette Newspaper has just stated that the devastating 7.9 earthquake that hit the "Potato State," ended up causing 13 million pounds of spuds, to end up in neighboring Wyoming. Gov. Mark "Potato Pie…
GENEVA, Switzerland - (Satire News) - The Metrologists of The World (MTW) held their annual meeting in Geneva, and they concluded that it does not appear that the Russian invaders are going to be withdrawing from the Ukraine anytime soon. But they…
PHNOM PENH, Cambodia - The Jungle Times News Agency of Cambodia has informed the Cambodian citizens that The Cambodian Weather Guild has put out that experts are fearful of an impending earthquake that could be quite devastating. The CWG notes tha…
SOUTH VAGINA, Vermont - (Satire News) - Seismologists have just discovered an earthquake fault in upper Vermont that is as wide as the Grand Canyon. The fault is believed to be the only one in the New England area, and long time Vermonters say tha…
POCATELLO, Idaho - Pocatello's Channel 701 Eye-Watcher News reports that the devastating earthquake that hit Idaho, did some extensive damage to the potato industry. The word is that the 7.4 SOB earthquake ruined over 16 million potatoes. Repor…
KALAMAZOO, Michigan - (Satire News) - Kalamazoo's Channel 77 weather wizard, has stated that a 6.9 earthquake has hit the Lake Michigan area. The devastating earthquake hit with such intensity that lots of nesting birds had all of their feathers b…
MAR-a-LAGO – (Satire News) – The Ta Da News Agency reports that several of America’s most respected seismologists are making a prediction that has the residents of Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Mansion shaking in their over-priced shoes. TDNA reporter Sequoi…
CARPINTERIA, California – (Satire News) - There is lots of concern in California, as earthquake experts from Left Coast College are predicting that a big earthquake could be right around the corner. According to tests being run in Japan, they fee…
ELEPHANT BUTT, Ohio – (Satire News) – The 45th president spoke to a crowd of supporters and semi-supporters in the tiny town of Elephant Butt. And, right off the bat, he took a shot at the black Democratic vice-presidential candidate, Kamala Harr…
MONTPELIER, Vermont – (Spoof News) - The tiny New England state of Vermont was rocked by an earthquake that measured 4.9 on the Richter scale. Reports from state agencies say that no one was injured, but there is one hell of a mess all over the p…
BOISE, Idaho – A 6.5 magnitude earthquake struck just northeast of Boise and it was felt as far off as Missoula, Montana a distance of 365.4 miles. A potato farmer Dalton Friggity said that he and his wife (Lorelei) were watching reruns of The Hou...
A man who hates going to work has told how he delayed going in this morning in the hope that some natural catastrophe such as an earthquake, hurricane, typhoon, monsoon, Biblical flood, volcanic eruption, or fireball from space might save him the bot...
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