Written by Al N.

Thursday, 9 August 2018

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And so consumers, whatever the currency, prepare to kiss it goodbye!

Economists have predicted that once the economy begins to tank due to high tariffs and voodoo trickle-down theories, some of the most popular investments will once more be Ponzi Schemes as investors once again look for a sure thing, with low investment amount and high returns.

One of the most popular Ponzi schemes was the one Bernie Madoff started. In the 1980s, during the Reagan trickle-down years, the Circle of Gold scheme was big.

One of the more famous people to start a Ponzi scheme was the boy band schemer Ron Perlman. In China it was Yilishen Tianxi with a brazen "Ant Farming Scheme."

So, set that spare money aside and prepare to be bilked!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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