The president signed an executive order diverting all the people's pensions into his new program, whose new motto will be "To Infinity And Beyond", in honor of the projected budget.
"And the best part is the Martians are going to pay for it. Trust me. Have I ever lied to you?" the lonely wall-less fool was quoted as saying.
"Maybe this will take people's minds off that stupid witch hunt."
The leader of the formerly-free world then dropped the eyes of a newt into his cauldron of bubbling snake oil, then got on his broomstick and flew off into the dark clouds.