British foreign diplomacy has lost it's 'savoir-faire' ever since a toffee-nosed buffoon was given the responsibility of representing this once great nation.
As the world looks upon a Russian storm brewing in a poisoned chalice, BOJO has decided to inflame the spirit of UK diplomacy by accusing the Russian President of being a Hitler clone!
As multi-millionaire footy players, and their fans, willing to pay thousands for the pleasure invade Russia, BOJO has warned them that they could end up in a Russian version of Auschwitz if they dare step out of line!
BOJO, also put the fear of Christ into black players, homos, gypsies (do they play footy?), and Jews, entering the competition just like their counterpart, Jesse Owens, experienced in 1936.
Meanwhile Mrs May stands gob-smacked and powerless as her Foreign Minister continues to tread in giant turds left by the Russian president hoping that her ex-EU allies will accept her choice as 'nummer Ein' global diplomat in his quest to make the UK a 'Rule Brittania' nation once again!
BOJO and May are looking to their once greatest enemies, Deutschland, for support to defeat the raging Russian Bear; however, Germans have learnt, after successive attempts to rule the world, that diplomacy is the best policy! So Frau Merkel, a wonderful diplomat indeed, has told BOJO to stuff his foul mouth with a pile of "Scheisse" because comparing Putin with Hitler could cause WW3 and Germany would not know which side it should support; 'The Beast from the East' or the Dumb-Butt 'Pest from the West!'