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Funny story: 'Pussy The Octopus' has more brain cells than BOJO!

'Pussy The Octopus' has more brain cells than BOJO!

(NOT EDITED) Although he changes his colors and opinions more times in a day than a chameleon, the UK PM still cannot compete with an Australian octopus nicknamed, Pussy! Tests carried out by a diver swimming among sharks, jelly fish, and other pr…

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Funny story: "Dithering is my strongest trait" claims UK PM, BOJO!

"Dithering is my strongest trait" claims UK PM, BOJO!

(UNEDITED) "I would never have hacked it into Nr 10 unless I was a huge ditherer, bringing confusion, chaos, and not letting people know what I actually mean; it's my strongest characteristic, or not, or yes!" BOJO recently divulged to Jaggedone in a…

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Funny story: Heatwave is 'fake news' claims BOJO!

Heatwave is 'fake news' claims BOJO!

(UNEDITED) Under the influence of his best 'amigo', who sits in his oval office claiming on Twitter that everything is 'fake news' unless it flows out of his perverted gob, BOJO, has followed suit claiming an approaching heatwave about to descend on…

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Funny story: Boris Johnson forbids 2 for 1 junk food bargain buys in Brit supermarkets as he stocks up on Mars Bars!

Boris Johnson forbids 2 for 1 junk food bargain buys in Brit supermarkets as he stocks up on Mars Bars!

(UNEDITED) Edited: A van loaded with 'choccy' delicacies was secretly delivered to Nr 10 Downing Street on Sunday including, Snickers, Mars Bars, Kit Kat, and Ferrero Rocher, especially for BOJO's missus, plus deep frozen pizzas, burgers and kebabs.

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Funny story: Burping Brit binge boozing back blasts BOJO!

Burping Brit binge boozing back blasts BOJO!

The words 'slammed' and 'blast' have become quite popular among British tabloid language. These words used by tabloid reporters generally describe how punters on TV feel about football players, politicians, and reality show morons. Prime Minister...

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Funny story: Trump and Johnson to be replaced by 2-year-old toddlers!

Trump and Johnson to be replaced by 2-year-old toddlers!

Sensational news coming out of the White House and number 10 Downing Street! A group of Harvard and Oxford University professors have accumulated a questionnaire for both world leaders regarding global, important matters. They also gave the same…

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Funny story: Grumpy, Trumpty, BO-Jumpty, latest global laughing stock join hands in SOLIDARITY GRUMPING!

Grumpy, Trumpty, BO-Jumpty, latest global laughing stock join hands in SOLIDARITY GRUMPING!

The English Premier League starts today with multii-millionaire, greedy, self-centered, Rolls Royce-driving footy superstars, led by a Portuguese MEGA GRUMP. A Portuguese Man-Of-War would be more entertaining! Grumpy's boys have to play 90 minutes of footy - yes 90 minutes - after being pampered, waxed, massaged, living, flying, and driving, in utter, utter opulence and luxury, but Grumpy insis...

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Funny story: BOJO boots giant Russian Bear into Hitler's grave!

BOJO boots giant Russian Bear into Hitler's grave!

British foreign diplomacy has lost it's 'savoir-faire' ever since a toffee-nosed buffoon was given the responsibility of representing this once great nation. As the world looks upon a Russian storm brewing in a poisoned chalice, BOJO has decided t...

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