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Acting US Attorney General A Dead Ringer For Jeremy ‘World’s Hottest Felon’ Meeks

Funny story: Acting US Attorney General A Dead Ringer For Jeremy ‘World’s Hottest Felon’ Meeks

Washington DC - (Reuterus): President Trump’s acting US Attorney General Matthew Whitaker has a red-hot doppelgänger according to a flagship FBI facial recognition data dump harvested at The Spoof. Eminent Justice Department honcho Matthew Whitak...

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Trump Fires Jeff Sessions, But Man Panics Because He Doesn't Know Who Jeff Sessions Is

Funny story: Trump Fires Jeff Sessions, But Man Panics Because He Doesn't Know Who Jeff Sessions Is

The news exploding out of Capitol Hill this morning, is that President Donald Trump has fired Jeff Sessions, whilst, somewhat less controversial news coming out of the Battambang area is that one man living there hasn't got a fucking clue who Jeff Se...

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Colorado Prepares for Jethro Sessions Invasion Force

Funny story: Colorado Prepares for Jethro Sessions Invasion Force

Colorado has changed the meaning of Rocky Mountain High to something more literal over the years. Now they are preparing some special weaponry especially for Federal Law Enforcement, should it come to enforce Federal cannabis regulations. "We call...

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First Amendment Rewrite

Funny story: First Amendment Rewrite

Now that a thoroughly balanced and non-partisan Supreme Court has upheld Donald Trump’s Muslim Ban, I think it’s time that we amended the First Amendment to the Constitution. Hell, let’s just amend both parts of it, while we’re at it. “Congress s...

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Jeff Sessions morphs into flame spitting frog on national television!

Attorney General Jeff Sessions stunned the panel on Fox & Friends this morning and forced the network to shut down when, as he spoke, he suddenly morphed into a small green flame spitting tree frog! A stunned panel led by Sean Hannity sat breat...

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Rep. Matt Gaetz exposes deep state black site

Representative Matt Gaetz is not a man to be taken lightly. Monday night on Fox News the shallow state warrior intimated that Attorney General Jeff Sessions is a captive of the deep state and that he’s developed Stockholm Syndrome brought on by grow...

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Jeff Sessions Keeps Empty Office Boxes Just In Case Trump Fires Him

Funny story: Jeff Sessions Keeps Empty Office Boxes Just In Case Trump Fires Him

The Attorney General, Jeff Sessions, has always been a ready to go kind of guy. On his anniversary he went with his wife to Aruba. On his 40th birthday he went with his wife to Venice and on December 5th of 2011 he went with his wife to divorce cou...

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Trump.com™ has been struck with Your Fired Constipation Syndrome™

Funny story: Trump.com™ has been struck with Your Fired Constipation Syndrome™

Despite how much Sessions has wronged his most beloved, benevolent, eminence el Presidente Trump.com™ has been struck with Your Fired Constipation Syndrome™. He has been trying to say the 2 words all week but not even extensive laxatives...

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Trump.com™ throwing so many allies Under the Bus, the US now has a Bus Shortage

Funny story: Trump.com™ throwing so many allies Under the Bus, the US now has a Bus Shortage

With the ongoing and most entertaining cyberbully of his greatest ally the AG number, the number of causalities is rising daily. Lawyers are bailing, Spicers karma caught up with him, 'el douche Mooche'is going to sack the entire West Wing. The l...

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Jeff Sessions Returns to His Elfin Village

Funny story: Jeff Sessions Returns to His Elfin Village

Embattled US Attorney General Jeff Sessions has left Washington to be with his people in the Village of Pelthor* deep in an Alabama forest. Sessions returns to his stomping grounds as a hometown hero for rising to the level of US Attorney General...

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