Immigration Enforcement (ICE) Will Never Melt

Funny story written by Keith Shirey

Monday, 2 July 2018

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Donald J. Rump

President Donald Rump today said that 4 Democratic Senators calling for the abolition of Immigrant Customs Enforcement (ICE) proved that the Democratic Party wanted Central American rapists, murderers, and other degenerate criminals to come to the U.S. through open borders to murder white men and violate their white women. Everywhere they go, the Brown millions of MS-13 gang members in the U.S. kill, rape, and pillage White patriotic Americans. We have to shut the border down to keep out MS-13. But the democrats won't do that. The Democratic Party is the party of MS-13,

In a tweet President Rump wrote, “ICE is an agency devoted almost solely to cruelly and wantonly breaking up Brown families. That’s exactly what we need! It frightens other Browns who are preverts and butchers from seeking asylum in our Great Country! ‘Blood And Soil!’”

Sara Hickabee Sanders, the Rump's spokeswomen, said at her daily press briefing yesterday, “ICE scoops up the animals that try to cross our hallowed borders. As for the brown-skinned who are now here, ICE is going into schools, entering hospitals, conducting massive raids, and separating children from parents every day and setting them up for deportation.”

Sara Hickabee promised, “They aren’t coming back to infest our white nationalist country. And ICE’s immoral and despicable treatment of the Browns discourages other Mexican, Honduran, and Salvadoran insects from swarming into our Land of The Free And Home of The Brave; Our Shining City on The Hill.”

She concluded, “Rump is the most powerful white man in the world and I’m proud to be his servant. And, Long live ICE!”

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