Isle of Dogs, UK - Warders at the country's top maximum security jail have finished preparations for the imminent confinement of Kate Middleton at the prison's newly refurbished Dildo Wing.
The royal hoaxer is due to farrow any day soon after pulling off a blinder with her latest gestation.
This time round however the odds are stacked against her amid a public outcry about the breeding of yet more siblings for Middleton's ghastly firstborn, Justin Bieber.
The 'Canadian' pop star is Kate's son by UK Prime Monster David Cameron, William's older brother, in a scam masterminded by the siblings' father Tony B Liar.
Commenting on the upcoming arrangement a Palace spokesperson said what fucking bollocks as a giant swastika-shaped cloud appeared outside Queen Elizardbirth's bedroom.
Samantha Cameron's DNA holds all the sordid clues.
