New York - The big money fixers are staying away in droves as Prince William and his gargoyle wife arrive in NYC rattling their sadass begging bowls.
Up to a dozen City Z-LIsters have forked out fifty grand a piece to hobnob with the faux royals who make a living hoaxing the public about being heirs to the throne.
They will be joined by Ecuadorian agents pimping for Rafael Correa in his global domination plot.
Details seen by QM-NewsCorpse stringers show their remit is to rehire William amd Kate for a global warming charm offensive featuring poor polar bears being poisoned by Chevron-Texaco oil tar pits.
It's all pretty much heart wrenching stuff.
Ten thousand bucks in crisp readies will also get you a quick hand job from Kate Middleton.
Another ten grand and the wife can watch.
