Millionaire ordinary baby, Prince George seems to have astounded everyone by being one year old on his first birthday. This fantastic and uplifting development has taken many people's minds off the reality of a terrible plane crash and alleged wholesale civilian slaughter in the Middle East.
Tabloid Newspapers featuring colour spreads of Royal Baby George were accidentally dropped by helicopters all over the world to raise everyone's spirits.
"We are as normal as the next multi millionaire, and here is indisputible evidence tp prove it in the form of dribbles." said his proud mum this morning". "Sometimes one just wants to take the money and run without all this Press release and official photo crap, but it comes with being Princes, Princesses, Dukes and Kings I suppose".