Obama Makes the Most Devastating Decision Ever!

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Saturday, 18 April 2015

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Obama... "Let us Serve Americans for a change".

A surprise announcement by President Barack Obama has set a tidal wave of furious debate and conflict loose all across the United States from Alaska to California.

It is the most astonishing decision ever made by any president since Truman's decision to drop the nuclear bomb on Hiroshima in August 1945.

Congress is currently in disarray while a near riot broke out in a packed Senate that witnessed the impromptu broadcast.

Already, many financiers and investors have taken their own lives and more are expected to follow. The effect is reminiscent of the Wall Street crash of 1929 that effectively surrendered control of the destiny of the U.S. and its people to the Rothschilds and their hireling bankers.

Here is the verbatim report of the cryptic but devastating announcement that went to air via CNN last night.

"In view of the fact that we can no longer avoid or pretend that it is not there... the deplorable fact that runaway capitalism is destroying the planet even as we speak; and perpetuating a profound and destructive collective delusion that we, as individuals and nations have become nothing but disposable objects to one another... a delusion that we seek to shamelessly propagate via by our so-called 'culture'... my administration, under my directive as your elected president, has begun proceedings whereby the creation and control of America's money supply, without which our physical survival is impossible, will be governed exclusively, not by self-interested corporations, not by self-perpetuating profiteering dynasties, nor by clandestine, financial organisations foreign to our shores that have no interests outside of the brutal exploitation of our people,.. but by the democratically elected government of this country! For, it is clear to me that if we keep on doing what we have been doing we will keep on getting what we have been getting,.. more wars, more poverty, more delusional thinking and hence more sorrow, blood-letting and grief for ourselves and our children. I cannot and will not allow this to happen! We must begin afresh now... or rot in hell forever. I would expect this to be a gradual transition with the full backing of the banking fraternity and all institutions dependent on it. I have also decreed that anyone opposing this measure will be guilty of treason against the United States and dealt with by what remains of our lawful constitution. As your president, I can no longer permit myself to be a mere functionary of a greed-driven ideology that I am unable to morally defend. I would urge all other countries in the world to do likewise. So help us God"

Bookmakers in England are already laying odds on the probability of Obama being assassinated before a single step forward can be made in furthering his momentous goal.

Questions as to his mental health have already been raised by Bill and Hillary Clinton, Henry Kissinger, George W. Bush and a host of other eminent figures of 'sound mind' including ex-Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld currently out of rehab.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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