New York - Reconstructive surgeons worked for five hours solid on the bare-faced cheek of the woman destined to be the nation's face.
The resulting 'Bride of Clintonstein' special effects are due for their world premiere on Sunday when Hillary Clinton announces her 2016 presidential bid.
A sneak preview by QM-NewsCorpse reporters says gone are the saggy chipmunk cheek-fillers, crowsfoot laughter lines (WTF's so funny?) and turkey wattles neck.
"Think Zsa Zsa Gabor in the 1957 movie The Girl In The Kremlin," Vice President Biden said in an email, "with a paper bag over her face."
However not everyone may be as complimentary about Mrs C's youthful new looks which are said to have shaved ten years off her face.
"That's not all the surgeons shaved, heheh," Biden added.
"Not surprised she's off her face."