Small-Breasted Cocktail Waitresses Demand Income Equality

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Wednesday, 15 April 2015

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Small-Breasted Cocktail Waitresses plan 10-thousand boob march on city hall

LAS VEGAS, NV - According to the latest data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, cocktail waitresses with small breasts make 63 cents for every dollar large-breasted cocktail waitresses make.

Today a group of Las Vegas lawmakers want to change that by introducing a "big package" of bills to address the income inequality.

They say here in Las Vegas, small-breasted cocktail waitresses make even less at 49 cents to every dollar large-breasted cocktail waitress make and they want to bring pay equality to Sin City.

The group comprised of all small-breasted cocktail waitresses plan to discuss the legislation this afternoon.

Large-breasted cocktail waitresses plan on protesting the legislation and will conduct a 10-thousand boob march on city hall. Hillary Clinton plans to lead the boobs.

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