LAS VEGAS, NV - According to the latest data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, cocktail waitresses with small breasts make 63 cents for every dollar large-breasted cocktail waitresses make.
Today a group of Las Vegas lawmakers want to change that by introducing a "big package" of bills to address the income inequality.
They say here in Las Vegas, small-breasted cocktail waitresses make even less at 49 cents to every dollar large-breasted cocktail waitress make and they want to bring pay equality to Sin City.
The group comprised of all small-breasted cocktail waitresses plan to discuss the legislation this afternoon.
Large-breasted cocktail waitresses plan on protesting the legislation and will conduct a 10-thousand boob march on city hall. Hillary Clinton plans to lead the boobs.
