Republican Presidential Candidates Announce Their Rides After Hillary Clinton's Success In Her 'Scooby" Van

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Thursday, 16 April 2015

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WASHINGTON, DC - Republican candidates, Mark Rubio, Rand Paul and Ted Cruz held a joint news conference to announce their choices in transportation, after Hillary Clinton's huge media success with her "Scooby" van.

Mr. Paul will be driving a 2003 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme, which is not his father's Oldsmobile.

Mr. Cruz has chosen a B52 to highlight his position to dramatically increase the US military.

Mr Rubio has chosen a 1963 Chevy Impala Low-rider, complete with hydraulics and spinner wheels to emphasize his Hispanic background.

Chris Christie, another GOP Presidential hopeful, also announced that he will be living in a van down by the river.

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