North Korean Dictator and Kirstie Alley to Have Eating Contest

Written by Al N.

Monday, 27 October 2014

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A typical Kirstie Alley snack

Pyongyang, North Korea Roly-Poly Dictator of North Korea, Kim Jong Un, who admitted he has been having problems with gout, an affliction usually associated with eating lots of rich foods, challenged Scamatologist Kirstie Alley to an eating contest.

"Supreme Leader Kim is one of the great eaters of the world. That is why he is challenging Kirstie Alley, who most people consider the American Eating Champ, to an eating contest for the World Championship" spoke a North Korean Kim admirer.

It is not known if Ms. Alley accepted the challenge. When she was notified by messenger, he reported that she had her mouth full the whole three hours he waited and everything she said came out garbled. And the only words he could understand sounded like the secret Scamatology language Ms. Alley uses.

A representative for Ms. Alley said that it was pretty likely she would go as long as the North Koreans were providing the food. Unfortunately, the amount of food Ms. Alley can eat would feed starving North Koreans for many months.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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