Pyongyang, North Korea Pop star and professional law-breaker Justin Bieber has contacted roly-poly dictator Kim Jong-Un and purchased his massive comic book collection off from Craigslist. The icing on the cake was supposedly Kim throwing in an autographed Dennis Rodman basketball.
Kim Jong-Un then proceeded to call all his friends on the black market and let them know he was in the market for new rocket parts.
Meanwhile, Bieber got back in contact with Kim to notify him that he had found potato chip and coffee stains on his supposedly "mint" copy of Detective #27. Also, Action @23 had mustaches drawn on everyone in the comic. Bieber demanded restitution.
Further reports indicate that Kim is attempting to locate and point a rocket at Bieber's house while Bieber and his cronies are planning a vicious egg attack on the Kim palace.