Kim Jong-Un is on Video Game Binge

Written by Al N.

Friday, 10 October 2014

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This is the only picture of Kim Jong Un seen in months.

Pyongyang, North Korea Kim Jong-Un, rotund ruler of North Korea, who has not been seen in public since early September, was revealed to be holed up in one of his palatial palaces playing video games.

"Ever since he started playing Grand Theft Auto 5 last September it has been impossible to get him to do anything else. He barely eats and sleeps and hasn't ordered any executions in weeks! He doesn't want to visit his labor camps or even talk to Dennis Rodman on the phone. We are getting worried," said a North Korean official who wished to remain anonymous.

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